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@hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

Unholy meat obelisk

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Unholy meat obelisk

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@hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Kbin_space_program
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    39•1 year ago

    Meat obelisk.

    I too have played warframe.

    Weirdly that’s not the most bizarre thing in the lore.

    • @chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9•1 year ago

      Time is an illusion. And so is death.

      • Einar
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        1 year ago

        Time is an illusion.

        Lunchtime doubly so.

        • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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          You must be a hoopy frood.

          • Einar
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            4•1 year ago

            I really know where my towel is!

  • @Rediphile@lemmy.ca
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    22•1 year ago

    All ham is processed isn’t it? Salted and smoked.

    • Troy
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      22•1 year ago

      You can get uncured ham – it’s a reference to the cut of meat. In this case, the “butt” of the pig just above the rear leg.

      Source: grew up on pig farm

      • @Rediphile@lemmy.ca
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        11•1 year ago

        Ahh thanks for clarifying. But the devil advocate in me is thinking ‘If it’s been cut, it’s been processed’

        • lurch (he/him)
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          deleted by creator

          • @Pringles@lemm.ee
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            deleted by creator

        • Album
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          3•1 year ago

          By that logic a steak is processed beef. But yeah there’s a bit of a subjective line in the sand - all food goes through a process of some sort. Even veggies have to be picked, sorted, and washed.

          Generally what is meant by processed is either food that’s undergone a preservative process or food with additives to make a secondary product. Like American cheese is processed cheese because it has additives after the original cheese process.

          Generally butchery or packaging is not the colloquial bar for ‘processed’.

      • @xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        My Irish grandma regularly cooked Roast Butt. My cousin and I would regularly giggle.

      • Po Tay Toes
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        removed by mod

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    21•1 year ago

    “Okay, one raw ham coming up”

    • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      2•1 year ago

      Prosciutto?

    • veroxii
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      2•1 year ago

      It’s organic because it’s mostly organs.

  • @s_s@lemm.ee
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    The pic is of Mortadella, not ham.

  • @StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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    18•1 year ago

    I see your ham slab and raise you a rafe15 pikachu.

    • HotDogFingies
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      20•1 year ago

      Help

  • @inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world
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    It is a physical deceleration of man’s contempt for the natural order.

    💯 💯 💯 💯 💯

    You are not hunting for food in Wal-Mart. All your hippie “I was meant to eat this” arguments suck.

  • @Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    https://www.who.int/news-room/questions-and-answers/item/cancer-carcinogenicity-of-the-consumption-of-red-meat-and-processed-meat

    Processed meat refers to meat that has been transformed through salting, curing, fermentation, smoking, or other processes to enhance flavour or improve preservation. Most processed meats contain pork or beef, but processed meats may also contain other red meats, poultry, offal, or meat by-products such as blood.

    Before anyone asks, no, ‘salt’ doesn’t refer to sodium chloride in this context but rather curing salt or sodium nitrite.

    ‘Unprocessed ham’ is just a consumer term for ‘uncured ham’, which ironically is still cured, just with sodium chloride and not sodium nitrite. But sure let’s pretend every ‘Ma’am’ asking for nitrite-free ham is just a homeopathic dunce asking for the non-existent.

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    “I like to eat my ham,

    it makes me feel like shmam.

    Have you seen the movie ‘Kazaam’?

    But back to ham.

    Did you know that an imam is a man

    who leads prayers in a mosque?

    What if you pronounced imam ‘i-mam’?

    Would that make you think of ham?

    My name is Stan.

    Ham”

    • @lingh0e@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      You took the ham.

  • Fubarberry
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    11•1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/cYxIe7T8ZKA?si=AsFcLs6FVvd9BUg7

    Dramatic reading.

    • Ultragramps
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      Saved for later. Cheers.

  • IninewCrow
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    I’ll take two … I’ll meet the forklift operators out front to tell them where to load them all

  • Troy
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    9•1 year ago

    You must gnaw on the buttocks of a living pig.

    • @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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      11•1 year ago

      Don’t talk about my mother like that

  • @Stretch2m@lemm.ee
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    9•1 year ago

    Very Monty Python-esque.

    E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!

    THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

  • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    “Meat obelisk”, “hubris manifest”… Yes! Write that down!
    By the way, does anyone know of a “words that I like” community that collects such sonant pontifications? TV quotes, one or two words, swear alternatives, etc? Is ShowerThoughts the only place? There once was a ArgueLikeEnglishman sub, but it was short-lived on reddit.

    • @Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      “Prism of pork” got me good.

    • @xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
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      Maybe we could start a /c/cellardoor sub?

  • @BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip
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    8•1 year ago

    By the gods

    • IninewCrow
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      In the eyes of the gods … we are all meat obelisks

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        2001: A Space Delicacy

  • @Treczoks@lemm.ee
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    8•1 year ago

    OP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked “Is that ham posessed?”. Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning “exorcism for beginners” course.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      The power of Christ kielbasa

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