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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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  • @Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    63•1 year ago

    I think I have what you are looking for

    • no bananaOP
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      1 year ago

      Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I’ll get one and report back

    • Justin
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      8•1 year ago

      IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

      • @LinyosT@sopuli.xyz
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        3•1 year ago

        YUH

  • Kühe sind toll
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    30•1 year ago

    • no bananaOP
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      7•1 year ago

      Great to have a tutorial!

  • @PilferJynx@lemmy.world
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    28•1 year ago

    Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don’t need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.

    • no bananaOP
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      I’m not asking for posture advice, I’m asking how to remove it

      • @PilferJynx@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Oh well then… I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.

        • @LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          No head, no ache.

    • fadingembers
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      3•1 year ago

      Any exercises you would recommend in particular?

  • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    27•1 year ago

    I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.

    • no bananaOP
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      1 year ago

      Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn’t have it, why should I

      • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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        17•1 year ago

        Snail also has no dick cut it off

        • Melllvar
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          12•1 year ago

          Quite the contrary, actually. Snail porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU

          • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            I meant female snails

            • Melllvar
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              5•1 year ago

              They, too, have impressive penises.

          • no bananaOP
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            4•1 year ago

            Snails love the D

          • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            3•1 year ago

            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • no bananaOP
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          6•1 year ago

          Big agree

          • Herbal Gamer
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            4•1 year ago

            Username checks out

            • no bananaOP
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              4•1 year ago

              🚫🍌

    • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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      10•1 year ago

      So what, you think you’re just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus’s face

    • @fylkenny@feddit.de
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      5•1 year ago

      Can’t be a neckbeard if you have no neck.

  • @SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    1000081523

    This guy might help

    • no bananaOP
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      6•1 year ago

      Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts

      • @SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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        7•1 year ago

        Don’t worry, the rest is free of charge

        • no bananaOP
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          4•1 year ago

          That’s nice at least

  • @wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz
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    deleted by creator

    • no bananaOP
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      5•1 year ago

      See that’s good and all but what I want is to remove it, not fix a posture problem.

      • Ook the Librarian
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        1 year ago

        Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

        • no bananaOP
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          4•1 year ago

          It’s true!

        • @InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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          1•1 year ago

          I would do anything to make my life feel better, except anything that makes my life feel better.

      • @wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz
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        5•1 year ago

        don’t say that im helping you

  • @therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    18•1 year ago

    Snap it back into place!

    • no bananaOP
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      That won’t remove it, that will correct it

  • @mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    Call your local predator.

    • no bananaOP
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      1 year ago

      Seems expensive, any DIY methods?

      • @fiercekitten@lemm.ee
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        10•1 year ago

        Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?

  • THE MASTERMIND
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    16•1 year ago

    Rip it out like a man you wimp

    /s

    • no bananaOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it’ll delete other parts that I want to keep.

      • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        3•1 year ago

        Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!

  • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    14•1 year ago

  • @brb@sh.itjust.works
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    11•1 year ago

    Pull it out

    • no bananaOP
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      9•1 year ago

      I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don’t want to delete

      • Transporter Room 3
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        9•1 year ago

        It’s like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that’s attached to it will stay in place.

        Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.

    • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      2•1 year ago

      Finish him!

  • Battle Masker
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    8•1 year ago

    Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      3•1 year ago

      https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/c/c7/Ssf43d-s4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111118134158

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

    Barring physical issues preventing it, that’s it.

    • no bananaOP
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      6•1 year ago

      No, no you’ve misunderstood the question.

      • @db2@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        So you’re afraid to try? Good news then, you’re already spineless! 😈

        • no bananaOP
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          2•1 year ago

          I’m afraid

  • @doleo@lemmy.one
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    6•1 year ago

    Vote

    • no bananaOP
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      5•1 year ago

      For?

  • @TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Close your eyes

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