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kersplooshM to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Once you commit there is no going back

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Once you commit there is no going back

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kersplooshM to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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    27•1 year ago

    As long as you didn’t push it’s fine.

    • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      13•1 year ago

      push force

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  • @tonyn@lemmy.ml
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    26•1 year ago

    They should’ve printed it on something a little less useful for wiping. In a pinch that notice will do the trick.

    • oo1
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      5•1 year ago

      A spurt of that covid alcohol hand gel on first, for a bit of pre-emptive soothing action.

  • @butsbutts@lemmy.ml
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    23•1 year ago

    git commit -m poo; git push -f

    • @SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      You should use && instead of ; so that if the commit fails you don’t still try to push

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        Nah, use a real shell with ; and .

        • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          deleted by creator

  • oo1
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    18•1 year ago

    rollback;

    • @YerbaYerba@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      Error - no transaction started!

      • oo1
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        1•1 year ago

        rollback; rollback; rollback;
        into mirrored port

        Oh hang on, I remember how to do this I chant
        DBA,
        DBA (cc line manager),
        DBA (cc. chief fucktard officer)
        into the service-desk web-app thingy.

  • amio
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    14•1 year ago

    Damn, I hate it when bathroom supplies don’t available.

  • Possibly linux
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    13•1 year ago
    git commit -m "update readme"
    
  • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Easy solution: just do one of those shits that doesn’t require a wipe.

  • Rentlar
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    10•1 year ago

    More like:

    U.S. Department of the Posterior

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9•1 year ago

    I didn’t realize the toilet was a repository for code, but checks out.

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      It’s where the little bit of coding I’ve ever done belonged

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 year ago

        It’s where all of my company’s code belongs.

  • @nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    After committing you can only move forward, mostly by waddling while half bent over like some kind of Eldritch Shambler

    • @nxdefiant@startrek.website
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      9•1 year ago
      1. Flush

      2. shamble eldrichly forward

      3. lift the seat

      4. shamble eldrichly backwards

      5. submerse the entirety of your ass in the bowl

      6. Flush (Repeat as needed)

  • @hobovision@lemm.ee
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    4•1 year ago

    Bring your own TP, wipes, and hand sanitizer when going outdoors. It’s come in handy many times. (Shovel is optional).

  • @anarchost@lemm.ee
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    2•1 year ago

    Username checks out.

    So does domain name

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    1•1 year ago

    BYOR

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