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@dimeslime@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job?

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Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job?

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@dimeslime@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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    3•1 year ago

    “Pay attention to details…”

    • @Artyom@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      “Our code is a buggy mess and no one so far has been able to fix it”

      • @Gladaed@feddit.org
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        1•10 months ago

        That’s why they need 55 years of experience. They are trying to hire the original dev.

  • @jnk@sh.itjust.works
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    2•1 year ago

    If they require at least a 71yo, assuming the person started working at 16 and has dedicated their entire life to develop software without ever touching management positions, … At what age does people retire in that country??

    • LaggyKar
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      1•1 year ago

      Sounds like a typical COBOL dev

    • @_edge@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•1 year ago

      You guys get to retire?

  • @MagicShel@programming.dev
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    1•1 year ago

    I spent all my time in utero working on binary division.

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