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@cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

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lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

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@cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago
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  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    60•11 months ago

    Y2K would have been CRTs. But it’s not like kids will know that.

    • @cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      46•11 months ago

      Hey we had flat screens back then, they just took up the whole floor space and it took 2 people to move those projection TVs

      • @vaionko@sopuli.xyz
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        9•11 months ago

        Laptops also had LCDs. Just don’t move your mouse too fast or the screen can’t keep up and it’ll disappear

        • @areyouevenreal@lemm.ee
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          2•11 months ago

          You’re thinking of passive matrix displays. Those were the cheaper option but active matrix screens did exist.

          • @vaionko@sopuli.xyz
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            2•11 months ago

            They did, but you had to pay a pretty penny to have one of those

    • @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      4•11 months ago

      Maybe even split-flap displays, or printed advertisements

  • @wer2@lemm.ee
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    27•11 months ago

    As someone stuck in DTW, I feel the pain.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      16•11 months ago

      Down to win?

      • @T4V0@lemmy.pt
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        20•11 months ago

        Bro do you even lingo? It’s obviously Down To Wedgie, that’s why he’s in pain

        • @halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world
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          9•11 months ago

          No, no, no. It’s clearly a city since the photo is flight info boards. Clearly he means Dallas Tort Worth, it’s a little tiny place unlike its bigger brother DFW.

          • Thassodar
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            4•11 months ago

            Surprised to hear someone mention Dallas Tort Worth ever since The Incident.

          • @T4V0@lemmy.pt
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            3•11 months ago

            Of course mate, and unlike its sibling, it Doesn’t Fuck Walruses

        • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          2•11 months ago

          You sure it’s not DownTon Wrappy?

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    22•11 months ago

    Is this the Denver airport?

    • @cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      13•11 months ago

      Yeah

  • @Facebones@reddthat.com
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    20•11 months ago

    Ironically it was more of a hassle than y2k ended up being lol

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    18•11 months ago

    Should have used Linux!

    • @CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml
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      53•11 months ago

      Should have not trusted a third party to install proprietary code into the kernel. It’s not a Windows issue directly, they have a Linux version too, but anything that allows third parties to put proprietary code into your kernel and automatically update it without your approval is untrustworthy.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        31•11 months ago

        Counterpoint: Windows bad.

        • @CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml
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          26•11 months ago

          I can’t disagree with you there.

      • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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        7•11 months ago

        They have a Linux version, but this happened only to the Windows one… Coincidence?!

        • @qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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          16•11 months ago

          Probably coincidence? It sounds (???) like this is a pretty simple fix on Windows.

          The number of times I have borked my Linux machines so they wouldn’t boot is, well, greater than zero for sure. Any operating system can be bricked to the point of requiring manual intervention by software with elevated privileges.

          • Rentlar
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            5•11 months ago

            The simple fix: turn it off and on up to 15 times

            The simple fix 2: delete system32

        • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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          4•11 months ago

          It’s not like they haven’t caused Linux outages in the past.

        • @CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.ml
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          4•11 months ago

          Yes, coincidence.

    • @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      The cause is a malfunction of the Crowdstrike monitoring solution, which employees use to spy at anything ever done on company hardware. They do have a Linux version and it has been reported to cause kernel panics (not sure if during this incident).

      But yes, Windows on public information displays is dumb.
      Infamous "Let's finish setting up your PC" screen

      • @Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip
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        12•11 months ago

        it was because crowdstrike themselves notified that this specific instance did not affect their linux nor osx distributions of security, and was windows specific.

    • ohmyiv
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      11 months ago

      This in particular is a Crowdstrike issue. They suck as much as windows. Crowdstrike has had issues on Linux before:

      Crowdstrike - freezing RockyLinux After 9.4 upgrade:: https://forums.rockylinux.org/t/crowdstrike-freezing-rockylinux-after-9-4-upgrade/14041

      Kernel panic observed after booting 5.14.0-427.13.1.el9_4.x86_64 by falcon-sensor process:
      https://access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

      Debian user experience: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41005936

      Another windows story: https://www.thestack.technology/crowdstrike-bug-maxes-out-100-of-cpu-requires-windows-reboots/

  • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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    14•11 months ago

    Y2K24

  • Sibbo
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    12•11 months ago

    Also, half the team must be on summer vacation

  • @pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works
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    8•11 months ago

    What happened?

    • Rentlar
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      32•11 months ago

      https://apnews.com/article/microsoft-crowdstrike-outage-australia-internet-banks-media-0a5f792b6571b37a35181d64028fefc4

      An update to a cybersecurity software suite called CrowdStrike caused Windows machines to BSOD. CrowdStrike was big and monopolistic enough that it took out servees at large organizations worldwide.

  • @nexguy@lemmy.world
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    6•11 months ago

    How was this not tested by Microsoft in a virtual environment with a large set of test conditions before it was released? Does this not happen?

    • @teknomunk@lemm.ee
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      43•11 months ago

      I don’t expect that Microsoft checks CrowdStrike’s software before CrowdStrike pushes their updates.

      • @nexguy@lemmy.world
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        11•11 months ago

        So this wasn’t a windows update? Got it

    • @cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      19•11 months ago

      Real men test in prod

      • @Johnny5@lemm.ee
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        8•11 months ago

        Everyone has a test environment but only a few separate prod

        • @pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online
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          2•11 months ago

          And here I am having to deal with 4 environments.

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