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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago

In a loving way

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In a loving way

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 9 months ago
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  • Optional
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    71•9 months ago

    Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.

    Have a treat, Crunchy.

  • @Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
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    47•9 months ago

    You leave Gordito out of this!

  • @jordanlund@lemmy.world
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    37•9 months ago

    Ours:

    Rocket (F) - Age 10

    Keanu (M) - 8

    Lorelei (F) - 2

    Willow (F) - 4 months

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      They’re all adorable!

    • Franklin
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      4•9 months ago

      Are the last two named after characters from “The Devil Came Through Here” trilogy?

      • @jordanlund@lemmy.world
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        4•9 months ago

        Lorelei:

        https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lorelei-German-legend

        Willow was my wife’s choice, not sure where she got it.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    34•9 months ago

    chalupa do go hard though

  • @TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    27•9 months ago

    Soup… Tomato Soup

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    27•9 months ago

    My boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .

  • moosetwin
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    9 months ago

    my cat’s true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

    • kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
    • bungus
    • bungle
    • baby cat
    • snoozer/sleepyhead
    • @Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
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      Yup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      4•9 months ago

      My cat’s name is Elliot because he’s got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface

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    Whatever,

    Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It’s much easier to say than my fishes name:

    Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.

    • @MagicShel@programming.dev
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      My daughter named her fish Sushi.

      • @ReCursing@lemmings.world
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        My partner’s parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak

        • @B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Old man I used to know had a pig named BLT

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          My friend had cows named Sirloin and Rib-Eye. It’s low-hanging fruit, you have to go for it.

  • WittyShizard
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    21•9 months ago

    Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.

  • @orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
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    I have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

    Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      7•9 months ago

      Mothers’ maiden names are so crazy and random too, don’t you think?

      • Ricky Rigatoni
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        3•9 months ago

        Especially when that side is fresh from slavistan.

  • @Glytch@lemmy.world
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    11•9 months ago

    3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).

    • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      2•9 months ago

      tell crush I say meow

      • @Glytch@lemmy.world
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        2•9 months ago

        I appreciate it, but Crush crossed the rainbow bridge a number of years ago (not because my dad sat on him) after a long and happy life

        • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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          :( May crush be crushed in peace

          • @Glytch@lemmy.world
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            He has a place of honor in the family pet cemetery and we remember him fondly.

  • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    11•9 months ago

    My girl cat was named GirlCat.

  • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    10•9 months ago

    Hey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.

    • @redisdead@lemmy.world
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      5•9 months ago

      Momcat is named Alyx after the Half-Life character.

      One of her daughters is named Junko, after the alpinist Junko Tabei because she climbs everywhere and is always the first one to jump onto new things

      The other is named Spots because she has spots.

  • @Aceticon@lemmy.world
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    10•9 months ago

    Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.

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