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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

Checkmate

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Checkmate

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago
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  • The Picard ManeuverM
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    104•10 months ago

    There’s a bishop 500m away with a sniper too.

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      10•10 months ago

      A Super Soaker filled with holy water.

    • @GoodEye8@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      That was a balancing patch. It used to be that bishops could only see only 2 squares and could jump over like horses.

      • @Furbag@lemmy.world
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        3•10 months ago

        smdh Chess hasn’t had a balance patch in like 200 years.

        nerf knights plz chess.com

  • theprogressivist
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    83•10 months ago

    Classic rook-ey mistake.

    • jelloeater
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      22•10 months ago

      slow clap

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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    48•10 months ago

    Fun fact: rooks are elephant, bishops are camels, and queen is vizier in most Indian languages.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Other fun facts in This article, of which my favorite parts are the maps and their titles:

      • WIZARD POPE💫
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        8•10 months ago

        The second one is inaccurate for Slovenia at least. Both horse and jumper are in use.

      • @azertyfun@sh.itjust.works
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        10 months ago

        It’s so easy to tell this map was made by a Brit. Wales gets its own color (despite largely not speaking Welsh) but Belgium and Switzerland are monochrome (despite having multiple federally recognized and geographically partitioned monolinguistic regions and their own flavors of historical-but-rarely-spoken language)?

        Only the Bri’ish would be haughty enough to assume their flavour of federal governance is so unique.

        (I don’t actually care, it’s just very interesting how even such an innocent map actually shows a strong political/cultural bias)

    • @RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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      2•10 months ago

      No… Rooks are chariots Bishops are elephant and Queen is literally queen ml/in

      • MewtwoLikesMemes
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        1•10 months ago

        “ml/in”?

        • @RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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          2•10 months ago

          Malayalam

          • MewtwoLikesMemes
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            1•10 months ago

            Ah.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        1•10 months ago

        नहीं. हाथी, घोडा, उंट, वजीर.

        • @RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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          1•10 months ago

          Queen is actually vizier പക്ഷേ തേര് മന്ത്രി ആന കുതിര ഇങ്ങനെയാണ്

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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            1•10 months ago

            Queen is actually vizier

            That’s what I said

            പക്ഷേ തേര് മന്ത്രി ആന കുതിര ഇങ്ങനെയാണ്

            नाही समजलं

            • @RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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              1•10 months ago

              Malayalam meh haathi ke badle rathh hothaa he… Bishop is haathi And there is no camel

              TIL

              • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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                1•10 months ago

                धन्यवाद

                • @RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol
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                  2•10 months ago

                  ശെരിടാ🙂

  • @Klear@lemmy.world
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    34•10 months ago

    I like this version more.

  • @drathvedro@lemm.ee
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    25•10 months ago

    That queen’s hanging, tho. He can just beat her himself.

    • Arcity 🇵🇸🇺🇦
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      25•10 months ago

      There is nothing to indicate she isn’t defended.

      • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        6•10 months ago

        Next frame could be a horse walking up and smashing that tower.

  • @Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    23•10 months ago

    I’d never questioned it before now, but … How come the towers move? Who had that idea?

    The jesters moving diagonally because they’re whimsical I guess but the towers are quite odd.

    • lime!
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      39•10 months ago

      jesters? they’re bishops…

      • @Eiri@lemmy.ca
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        15•10 months ago

        Sorry. Did a direct translation of the French name without thinking.

        • lime!
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          5•10 months ago

          well, til!

          • @wieson@lemmy.world
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            7•10 months ago

            And in German they’re “Runners”

            • @apolo399@lemmy.world
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              I’ll add Spanish! “Alfil”, taken from arabic “(al-)fil”, taken from persian “pil”, meaning “the elephant”, since at some point in the past the piece was, evidently, an elephant.

            • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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              1•10 months ago

              I would have figured Germany would have been the one that changed whatever it was before to bishops in the medieval times on account of how important bishops were for the king/emperor’s military.

      • @sheogorath@lemmy.world
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        4•10 months ago

        Potato potato

      • @wieson@feddit.org
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        3•10 months ago

        You may look a bit beyond the edge of the anglophone world.

        • lime!
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          5•10 months ago

          well in my language they’re “runners” so i guess i should have thought a bit harder there…

    • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      35•10 months ago

      The rook was initially a chariot.

    • @Samsy@lemmy.ml
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      Okay since nobody did a serious answer, here we go:

      tl;dr: its a translation/interpretation error.

      The first documented forms of chess are all “war machines” of their time the tower was a Charioteer.

      When chess hits Europe someone translated charioteer with tower. Idk why, maybe because the used figures looked like a tower.

      And a charioteer move on a battlefield would be a storming through everything in one direction.

      • @Eiri@lemmy.ca
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        10•10 months ago

        I kinda wish we’d kept the name chariot. It sounds more epic.

        • @Samsy@lemmy.ml
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          2•10 months ago

          Definetly.

    • @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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      2•10 months ago

      Towers are made of stone

  • @nexguy@lemmy.world
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    14•10 months ago

    https://youtu.be/U_Re0sc85zo?si=NtcFYWZksHDj-HVJ

    All you need to know about the game

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒OP
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      9•10 months ago

      But when is the boobs update

    • @blackluster117@possumpat.io
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      8•10 months ago

      This was magnificent!

  • sag
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    12•10 months ago

    Sacrifice DA QUEEN

  • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    /pedantry

    It’s not checkmate then, now it’s it.

    • @Gladaed@feddit.org
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      5•10 months ago

      I See a body check, Mate.

    • Kass
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      4•10 months ago

      Well, she did only say check.

      • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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        1•10 months ago

        I’ll be damned, I’ll leave my pedants cap here

  • MewtwoLikesMemes
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    10•10 months ago

    Source?

    • @opossumtriceps@lemmy.one
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      11•10 months ago

      The Other End Comics

      • MewtwoLikesMemes
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        6•10 months ago

        OP really should’ve provided this source.

        For shame. smh…

        • caseyweederman
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          2•10 months ago

          Sharing a cropped version too.

          • MewtwoLikesMemes
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            2•10 months ago

            Seriously.

            Rude.

  • MewtwoLikesMemes
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    9•10 months ago

    “Horses can’t be knights. I mean, that’s just silly. Chess is stupid!”

  • Oliver Tzeng
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    4•10 months ago

    Holy hell

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    3•10 months ago

    Get thee to a rookery

  • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    1•10 months ago

    Calvary?

    • @unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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      5•10 months ago

      Cavalry is horse mounted soldiers. Calvary is some bible thing.

      • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        2•10 months ago

        Yes. It appears I responded to the wrong comment. I was pointing out they misspelled Cavalry on the Atlas Obscura map.

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