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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months ago

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  • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    107•10 months ago

    • /home/pineapplelover
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      28•10 months ago

      Fuck I can hear her say it too

      • @Spider2013@lemmy.world
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        8•10 months ago

        The spork effect

    • @apex32@lemmy.world
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      12•10 months ago

      For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

  • @58008@lemmy.world
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    47•10 months ago

    You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.

    • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      17•10 months ago

      AAAAAAAA!!!

    • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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      16•10 months ago

      That’s a foforkrk.

    • @camr_on@lemmy.world
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      4•10 months ago

      This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    34•10 months ago

    Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

  • @RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    33•10 months ago

    Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

    • Ghostalmedia
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      28•10 months ago

    • @TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      10•10 months ago

      I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,

  • @IronKrill@lemmy.ca
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    29•10 months ago

    This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

    • @vithigar@lemmy.ca
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      16•10 months ago

      YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

      • @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        invariably someone

        a robotic voice

  • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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    16•10 months ago

    The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

    • @thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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      2•10 months ago

      You’re god damn right

    • @borgertwo@ani.social
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      2•10 months ago

      I disagree, i despise the spork. Combining two things that work best in their own task seperately is terrible. Try to get the last bit of pudding out a pudding cup or twirl noodles with it and you can see it’s not as effective, terrible even.

  • @lustyargonian@lemm.ee
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    14•10 months ago

    Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      4•10 months ago

      Ah yes, the scientific process.

  • @Chee_Koala@lemmy.world
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    13•10 months ago

    Slots ruin everything…

    • @RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•10 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • Sentient Loom
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    10•10 months ago

    Stop slot shaming!

    • @badbytes@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

  • @SuperApples@lemmy.world
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    10•10 months ago

    If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!

  • @OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world
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    9•10 months ago

    Norway

  • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    8•10 months ago

    Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?

    • @borgertwo@ani.social
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      2•10 months ago

      Ah yes, just peel the slots off

  • snooggums
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    7•10 months ago

    TIL

  • @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    7•10 months ago

    There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      3•10 months ago

      Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I’m a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

      • @Shou@lemmy.world
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        3•10 months ago

        Good way to eat noodles imo.

  • @owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    7•10 months ago

    Not with that attitude you can’t

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