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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago

Kevin's a lady's man

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Kevin's a lady's man

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 9 months ago
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  • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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    68•9 months ago

    Well in that case, can Kevin sleep with me?

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      40•9 months ago

      No, that’s illegal.

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        24•9 months ago

        Ehhhhhhh…if in the States…depends on which state you’re in, in some it’s illegal…others it’s fine 👍

        • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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          2•9 months ago

          Sweet home Alabaya or something?

          • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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            3•9 months ago

            Had to look it up, just fact check myself.
            Pre-2021 the states that had no law prohibiting sexual acts with and animal were:

            • Hawaii
            • New Mexico
            • West Virginia
            • Wyoming

            Mid-2021 Hawaii and Wyoming decided maybe they should have something on the books about maybe fucking an animal is possibly something we don’t want happening round these parts.
            Hawaii it’s now either a misdemeanor or felony, depending on severity. Not really sure if I want to explore what the mean by “severity.” Surely once should be past the line. Wyoming it’s just a misdemeanor…

            So I guess all you fuckin weirdos can move to New Mexico or West Virginia to carry on abusing animals.

  • @Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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    62•9 months ago

    AirBnB owners will leave their pets there while guests stay?

    • Jo Miran
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      95•9 months ago

      The original concept for Airbnb was a platform to rent out a spare room or a guest house. Hence the name. Some people still do that.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        39•9 months ago

        In fact, the “air” in the name derived from the Latin “airres”, for “cleaning fee”.

        • @diffusive@lemmy.world
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          3•9 months ago

          😂😂

        • bruhduh
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          I thought air stands for flight plane, in a sense when you arrive as tourist and just got off the plane and need some place to sleep

          • Midnight Wolf
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            3•9 months ago

            No silly. Planes don’t go in the air.

            • bruhduh
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              They go in the bnb /jk

        • Jo Miran
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          2•9 months ago

          “…and there you go.”

    • @Ghostling@lemmy.today
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      28•9 months ago

      Pretty sure you used to be able to just stay in someone’s spare room on Airbnb as well. This is old, lol

  • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    43•9 months ago

    This is as old as the internet

    • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      60•9 months ago

      …yet it still gets a chuckle out of this simpleton every time I see it.

      • @Senseless@feddit.org
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        22•9 months ago

        Hello, fellow simpleton.

        • @uranibaba@lemmy.world
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          12•9 months ago

          Hello, fellow simpleton.

    • @variants@possumpat.io
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      14•9 months ago

      I didn’t realize Airbnb has been around that long

      • Jo Miran
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        8•9 months ago

        Yeah man. It is coming up on twenty years. VRBO is even older.

    • pruwyben
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      2•9 months ago

      Last time I saw it, it didn’t have the unnecessary explanation at the top.

  • @morrowind@lemmy.ml
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    I’d rather a strange human sleep with me than a dog

    • Midnight Wolf
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      4•9 months ago

      ¿Por que no los dos?

      (I’m a furry, now take your clothes off, it’s spoon time)

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