Good news! Following up from this https://feddit.uk/post/18671151
The men’s World Conker Championships winner has been cleared of cheating after a steel chestnut was found in his pocket.
So he went with the means to cheat, but didn’t use it? That’s somehow even stranger.
Glad to hear that the integrity of this sport where someone from another country can try it out for the first time and become the world champion one year later is still intact!
Hasn’t he competed every year since 1977?
Oh I was talking about the women’s/overall champion, an American who supposedly just played for the first time last year
He didn’t win the overall final, only the men’s one. He lost to the women’s winner, who moved to the UK from the US last year
"We are gentlemen at the World Conker Championships and we don’t cheat. I’ve been playing and practising for decades. That’s how I won.
Mr Jakins won the men’s competition but lost in the overall final to women’s champion Kelci Banschbach, originally from the United States, who only took up the game last year when she moved to Suffolk.
Hmm.
Why on earth is it segregated by gender…
How will the sport of Conker recover from this
I didn’t cheat, sir, honest. I merely had the answers to the test written on my arm as a joke.
Finding out about conker championships is like finding out about professional corn hole all over again.
Which Conker game do they play? Bad fur day?
