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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 months ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 months ago
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  • @pogodem0n@lemmy.world
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    35•6 months ago

    Wasn’t expecting to see Jeff in Lemmy of all places

    • @UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9•6 months ago

      Jeff Cavaliere, right?

      • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        8•6 months ago

        Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.

        • @conartistpanda@lemmy.world
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          2•6 months ago

          I wish he face pulled the camera

          • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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            1•6 months ago

            Forcing the scapular so amazingly together ?

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • smee
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      5•6 months ago

      👏

  • Farid
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    17•6 months ago

    15,000 years in the past is absolutely not enough to go back to monke. Even just the modern homo sapiens existed for the past 150,000 years. But I suspect to expect those bros to know that is irrational.

  • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    9•6 months ago

    Atlantis: The Original 15 Minute City

  • @SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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    8•6 months ago

    They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

  • @casmael@lemm.ee
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    8•6 months ago

    It’s the fake weights guy

    • Masterbaexunn
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      4•6 months ago

      Oh shit a new rabbit hole to explore. Nice.

      • @casmael@lemm.ee
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        2•6 months ago

        Athlean x is the guys YouTube channel iirc something like that

    • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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      1•6 months ago

      No, that’s Anatoly.

      • @casmael@lemm.ee
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        1•6 months ago

        Bless you

  • Juice
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    7•6 months ago

    Im afraid to ask what a return to monkey bro is

    • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      6•6 months ago

      Some comedy trend I seen a few years back that riffs on technology and plays on a desire to return to nature.

      I mean, that’s what I thought was going on.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        1•6 months ago

        Some are joking less than others. Some are using it to create the Hunger Games.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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    7•6 months ago

    I’d warn them about the wraith and tell them of the glory of the P90

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      3•6 months ago

      This is a weapon of war. It is designed to kill the enemy.

  • Knossos
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    7•6 months ago

    Return to monkey…

    You fight like a dairy farmer!

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1•6 months ago

      You must be thinking of someone else, I am not a farmer.

  • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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    5•6 months ago

    “Working unidentified flying objects”

    I know, I know: “common usage, common usage!”

    Redundant/false acronyms just irk me a little.

  • @frezik@midwest.social
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    3•6 months ago

    I’m not even sure who the “return to monke” bros are at this point. It’s so covered in layers of satire by basically every political grouping that the original is lost.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1•6 months ago

      They returned to monke.

  • @m0darn@lemmy.ca
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    2•6 months ago

    “I must destroy all evidence of this”

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    2•6 months ago

    When they’re UFOs from the vehicle pool they’re flying saucers. Proper UFOs have to be extraterrestrial or Soviet. Nazi UFOs count but foo fighters are all foo fighters regardless of nationality.

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