Should’ve done “my sister in CRUST”
I read this first
i love little caesars. its the only chain that makes their dough fresh, in-house.
they get a lot of crap for being cheap, but its not total garbage.
It would literally be my go-to if it wasn’t so hard on my stomach. I can maybe get away with a single slice and a single piece of crazy bread, but if I eat more than that, my stomach will be upset all night and I’ll be belching to attempt to relieve the pressure all night.
But lots of fast food does that to me as an adult, which is why I learned how to do stuff like pizza at home.
It’s great for the price, the price hasn’t gone up, and the owner seems like a decent guy.
Allow me to introduce you to MOD Pizza, Pieology, and Fired Pie. Their dough is so fresh that they make it in front of you. Plus you get unlimited toppings for a flat rate. All three of those places put Caesar to shame.
none of those chains exist in my region.
there are plenty of one-off pizza places near me, and i can absolutely make my own pizza better than any of them… but if i want it fast and now, caesars is on my list.
Shame, cause those places not only make better pizzas with higher quality ingredients, they come out much faster too.
Wait, you can get much faster than hot’n ready? You give a teenager some money, he immediately hands you a pizza. Do those places see you come in the door and just start throwing pizzas in your general direction before you get to the counter?
“Hot ‘n’ Ready” is a lie in my experience. There’s almost always a wait, especially if you’re not willing to settle with pepperoni or plain cheese.
Tbh, I’d prefer if the dough had, say, 12 hours to ferment before the pizza gets made. My husband does a 36 hour sourdough pizza dough that’s incredible.
They’re nice and good as a treat but too expensive to be a normal stop
They’re literally cheaper than Little Caesar’s. Especially if you like a lot of toppings like me.
Yes that is the key. Only get one topping to stick to the budget.
And an actual pizzaria puts those places to shame… But sometimes I’m just in the mood for cheap junk food
This is a fucking ad.
On the contrary, people get paid for advertising.
any sufficiently advanced shilling is indistinguishable from advertising.
I didn’t shill for any pizza place though, that would be the other comments talking about how much they love Lil C’s.
eh, my meme needs work, but it was funny to me.
It’s hot and it’s ready.
Is it good?
It’s HOT and it’s READY.
Hot, ready, good. Pick two
It hasn’t been $5 in years my man
Yeah I went yesterday and it was $12.50. But also min wage here for fast food is $22/hr so… 🤷♂️
It was okay that food sucked back when it was cheap but now it’s expensive and it still sucks.
Is there some guerilla marketing campaign going on right now?
🎶 Hot n’ Ready 🎶
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Marketing works. Don’t go alone and be aware.
No slag on OP whatsoever, just pointing out how some shit get all Pavloved in yer brain.
I just think it’s really cool how they named a Roman general and dictator after a pizza chain
Totally.
But it’s shameful how big restaurant gets away with blatant IP theft with that salad.
True but I think Little Nero’s is a better fit.
Y’know because of the fire and all.
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my ex said this, like bitch i have pulled these outta the dumpster out back and they were still hot, shits great.
bullet: dodged, go enjoy that pie sister
It costs more than 5 dollars where I live 😢
Easily my favorite pizza, ngl. Though I’ve noticed that the location matters.
H-O-T-N-R-E-A-D-Y
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT N READYIt’s hard to consider it bad for $5.
10 bucks? Sure, that’s nearing the price of a pizza from a different chain. 5 bucks, and its just ready? Easy, you got me.
Honestly it’s the same quality as Dominos or Papa Johns
eh…
so ok, it’s cheap shitty pizza.
But. When Rosa Parks was assaulted, Little Caesar’s founder quietly bought her a place and put her up for the rest of his life. Nobody knew until after he died.
So it’s got that going for it, goddamn for sure PJ and Dominos never did anything like that.
Menu pizzas (including stuffed crust) from Little Caesars are fucking awesome.
And will give you diarrhea like you wouldn’t believe. Their reputation was so bad they changed their name to Pizza Pizza. 😂
