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Lord Wiggle to cats@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

Help. I need to pee. I'm being held hostige. Twice.

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Help. I need to pee. I'm being held hostige. Twice.

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Lord Wiggle to cats@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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      You’d think that, but I did get up, went to the toilet, got back on the couch and got claimed again by both like nothing ever happened. My kittens are sluts

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