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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @Carlo@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    deleted by creator

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      3•2 years ago

      This scene haunts me

  • teft
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    Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

    • IninewCrow
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      What about some Klingon foreplay?

      • @JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        This IS sex!

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      1•2 years ago

      He has an elegant confidence

  • unalivejoy
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    6•2 years ago

    What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      That’s too dirty.

      • unalivejoy
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        1•2 years ago

        Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    5•2 years ago

    Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    1. Hands down.

    “Let’s go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet.”

    • Fuck spez
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      It’s not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.

  • @Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee
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    2•2 years ago

    A night with jadzia

    • @cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      1•2 years ago

      …playing tongo

  • @Hupf@feddit.de
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    2•2 years ago

    8 Oo-mox from Moogie

  • @Stamets@startrek.website
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    deleted by creator

    • sharpiemarker
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      Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

      I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I’m not one to judge.

  • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    What about licking the head spooooooon clean

  • @Zink@programming.dev
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    1•2 years ago

    “…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

    “That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

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