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NickwithaC to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish • 3 months ago

Only 105 Grand! Buy Now!

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Only 105 Grand! Buy Now!

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NickwithaC to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    58•3 months ago

    It looks like a Saw location.

    • @nul9o9@lemmy.world
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      31•3 months ago

      Reminds me of the hotel in Silent Hill 2.

      • @whotookkarl@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        Check for secret rooms in the basement

        https://youtu.be/GUDcSeUvkOw

  • @Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    31•3 months ago

    If you could convince the sellers to rent it for an afternoon, and you have a high quality camera, you could get some amazing digital assets for some horror video games.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    31•3 months ago

    If its $105k in a place with manicured lawns and close neighbors, as seen in the first photo, then there’s mold and rot all the way through to the frame and the underground pipes are wrecked too. But that still leaves the slab and service hookups.

    $105k still sounds OK until you start to realize the demo and remediation costs.

    • @waz@feddit.uk
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      19•3 months ago

      Frame? This is in London, so it’s going to be blockwork and brickwork. The only frame would be the roof trusses.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    28•3 months ago

    Comes with a microwave.

    • Nicht BurningTurtle
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      7•3 months ago

      Is it haunted?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        7•3 months ago

        I hope so.

    • @ryan213@lemmy.ca
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      7•3 months ago

      Definitely sweetens the deal!

      • @blackbrook@mander.xyz
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        4•3 months ago

        And drapes!

        • @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz
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          Organically shortened to half-length!

  • Diplomjodler
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    22•3 months ago

    She’s a bit of a fixer-upper. Oh, and you should really like breathing mould spores.

  • @Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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    16•3 months ago

    You also get extra mold and bonus rodents for no additional charge!

  • Synapse
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    16•3 months ago

    Damn, next Silent Hill looks so realistic?

  • @lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de
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    16•3 months ago

    That looks like even the mould has mould growing on it.

  • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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    13•3 months ago

    The ladder in the second picture is to let everyone know it’s being worked on.

    The comfortable but rotting chair in the second picture is to enjoy a rest between hard work sessions with the ladder.

  • @Hubi@feddit.org
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    12•3 months ago

    Are the evil spirits included in the price?

    • @Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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      2•3 months ago

      Technically they own the flat, you’d be their tenant!

  • @something_random_tho@lemmy.world
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    10•3 months ago

    $4k/mo, plus utilities.

  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    8•3 months ago

    Only 105K to buy Dracula’s ACTUAL mansion? Bargain!

  • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    It looks like a fire-damaged apartment in an otherwise nice building, and it could be worth a lot more than 105k in the right location.

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      11•3 months ago

      Those photos don’t look like fire damage.

    • @neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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      I think the damage was caused by feral hogs, not fire.

      • @ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        5•3 months ago

        I don’t think they’re feral anymore if they live in an apartment.

        • @neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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          2•3 months ago

          Considering some of the flatmates I’ve had, I don’t think the two are mutually exclusive.

  • @uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    7•3 months ago

    Silent Hill vibes

  • @Damage@feddit.it
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    Did they raise hogs in there?

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