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@MelonYellow@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 months ago

FREE HIM (after the sheets are on)😂

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FREE HIM (after the sheets are on)😂

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@MelonYellow@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 3 months ago
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  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    31•3 months ago

    Beware the revenge hairball on the bed

  • @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    31•3 months ago

    I have to put a bucket over my one duck’s head in order to take eggs from her nest. She responds like a Skyrim merchant and does absolutely nothing when the bucket is on her head. I take it off and she goes right back to trying to fight me.

  • @Brynawel@feddit.org
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    23•3 months ago

    I still wouldn’t be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.

  • @jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    22•3 months ago

    You will hear from his lawyer.

  • @collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    13•3 months ago

    I don’t think mine would find that to be much of an obstacle to interfering.

    • Ephera
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      3•3 months ago

      Yeah, I’m honestly a bit confused. I have basically the same paper bin and it’s not heavy at all. I’d expect a cat to be able to knock that over no problem. Like, maybe it doesn’t try to while you’re around, because it might fall over with the bin or hit itself with it, but I wouldn’t expect a real troublemaker to worry about that either…

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    9•3 months ago

    Baby jail

  • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    8•3 months ago

    You don’t have doors in your house?

    • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      3•3 months ago

      Mine figured out how door handles work.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      2•3 months ago

      You don’t have cat doors installed on every doorway?

  • @fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    2•3 months ago

    Mine somehow morphs into a spider when I do the sheets.

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