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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Fake NYC doctor charged after botched butt implant procedure leaves woman brain dead

www.usatoday.com

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Fake NYC doctor charged after botched butt implant procedure leaves woman brain dead

www.usatoday.com

@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @Infinite@lemmy.zip
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    49•2 months ago

    If she went to someone’s home for surgery, she was already brain dead.

    (Apologies for making light of this tragedy, but dark humor is required to make this world bearable)

    • @dev_null@lemmy.ml
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      4•2 months ago

      We won’t know how it looked, maybe the “home” looked like a normal clinic.

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    2 months ago

    I don’t see how the Onion would post that tbh 😅

  • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    30•2 months ago

    during a botched cosmetic surgery at his New York City home

    I don’t understand why someone would opt into surgery at a house.

    • @uranibaba@lemmy.world
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      9•2 months ago

      I can only imagine she was offered a low price.

    • @HereIAm@lemmy.world
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      4•2 months ago

      That’s something that bothers me in the UK. Many businesses are ran out of terrace houses. Especially dentists. They can look alright on the inside, but it really gave me the ick when looking for one and only seeing a dingy row of houses on google maps.

  • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    15•2 months ago

    Hi everybody!

    • @ChaosCoati@midwest.social
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      16•2 months ago

      Hi Dr. Nick!

      • @Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        14•2 months ago

        I see our patient is suffering from Tinybuttitus but don’t worry! My treatment will help you take your mind off of it completely!

        • @Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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          4•2 months ago

          Get out of here with those quack diagnosis Dr McStuffins, if you even are a doc.

  • MedicsOfAnarchy
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    13•2 months ago

    So what I’m hearing is if he did a brain implant, you would end up butt dead? Because there are a lot of people who could use a brain implant and who cares about their butts.

  • @APassenger@lemmy.world
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    7•2 months ago

    What an ass.

  • @Orangutanion@lemmy.world
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    2•2 months ago

    She was trying to remove the butt lifts

  • gonzo-rand19
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    1•2 months ago

    https://archive.ph/nUKHs

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