Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
Know what else can turn you gay?
Being gay your whole life.
But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it’s a “choice,” and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak “sinners” like you wanting to slob a knob.
But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a “demon” got in you.
“I love you, Darla, and the kids. I’m sorry…”
This is crazy specific, and I’m here to jerk off to it.
You do you, King.
There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn’t choose to be straight and can’t just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.
It’s such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.
I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.
“Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”
Bi-Sexuality is a spectrum, not truly only 50/50 liking guys and girls.
In my 20’s I had sex with several bi-sexual women who leaned more to the lesbian side (I’m a male,) but they had absolutely zero romantic interest in me, or any other man. All of them only dated women, exclusively. We were just friends who got a little drunk, found each other physically attractive, and got naked. And no, it wasn’t a “Get her drunk” scheme on my part, no one was passed out or roofied, and it was completely consensual. Just friends who liked each other very much, were horny, and made each other feel good for a little while.
After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.
Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”
I hadn’t looked at the picture until you mentioned it. Yeah, he looks like he’s mad for it. Jeez, dude, just come out and enjoy it, and quit trying to make everyone else miserable.
and the drive home from work
Commuter traffic makes me want to use my fists sometimes, but not in that way, only to punch people.
He’s referring to ProVision. It doesn’t use xrays. It does see through your clothing. Thats why you can opt out.
Can confirm. I was super straight until I locked eyes with that tall dark and handsome TSA agent on the other side of the machine. Sounds like this dude has a similar story.
Mate, you had to go through the scanner first …sorry to tell you, you’re still straight. Thoughts and prayers.
You dont have to go through the scanners. You say no, and they let you skip it. But the tall dark handsome man will grope you
I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Being bi only doubles your likes, your odds stay roughly the same
He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.
Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.
That is most definitely not how to reverse the gay polarity.
When you think of this projection - it adds up!
Like it started as an excuse why he had a gay fling. He pieces together how he ended up balls deep in a twink and cornered on the TSA scanning him being the route cause.
It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .
“Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”
…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
Why do you think some of us go to the airport a few hours early? You thought it was anxiety?
Its the best way to get your multitool not stolen from you…
Narrator : “He did, in fact, suck dick in the airport bathroom.”
He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.
A few times, have to be certain the Devil didn’t take over and force him to carry contraband.
For the love of God why is the right so fucking obsessed with people’s sexuality? Leave people the fuck alone…
I keep thinking this about anyone that brings it up. It seems sexuality is their whole identity so that’s how they must see everyone else too. I can’t imagine mine or other’s sexuality being so consistently at the forefront of my mind. Of all the things, why that? If they can’t keep it out of their mind, at least keep it in their head so others don’t have to deal with it.
If I had a nickel every time a conservative blamed X for homosexuality, only for them to end up in a gay scandal…
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
It makes me think about a well-lubed twink, so I guess I’m straight.
Punish me senpai scanner
Fuck you. You know those are optional, right?
When you let them violate you, you’re a scab against all of us.
Somehow this comic accurately describes our reality:
I never thought the Deep State was a State that fucks you Deeper
Wait, since the homophobes are in power, can we use this?
Turns out defunding science turns you gay, guys…
Low taxes on rich people make them gay.
And a CUCK
Thats crazy because rich people keep telling me low tax on them funds growth and helps everyone.
I mean, why would rich people lie?
Hating someone for the color of their skin is the gayest thing you could do.
Ok, this is obviously stupid, but if we can turn the power of the nutjobs against airport scanners and biometrics and such, I say bring on the crazy.
The ends justify the stupid 🫱🫲
Here was me hoping he’d be swearing off flying altogether.
What are you hoping will happen? Everyone has to get a physical pat down?
xray machines. They have them still, and they’re used for employees.
Is that supposed to be safer than the body scanner? I just wish we didn’t have to take our shoes off.
Its less of a violation of your rights to privacy
To be fair, every time he goes through one he has gay sex in the airport washroom. I mean, it is EVERY time for him. Quite the correlation for quite a lot of cum in his mouth.
