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@yesman@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 27 days ago

Department of Homeland Security.

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Department of Homeland Security.

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@yesman@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world • 27 days ago
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  • @GaiusBaltar@lemmy.world
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    43•27 days ago

    And she had $3000 in cash in her purse. A totally normal amount of money for a person to be carrying around.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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      7•27 days ago

      Probably expecting the dollar to crash and wants to buy a soda later.

  • @ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world
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    32•27 days ago

    Please tell me this is true without lying to me!

    • dditty
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      55•27 days ago

      A handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington D.C.

      She’s in charge of homeland security, which includes the Secret Service. She has Secret Service members with her everywhere she goes.

      • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        27 days ago

        Go go boys will go hungry tonight

        Edit: if you’re running around with 3 grand in your purse it has to be for strippers and blow - no other explanation

        • @metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub
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          9•27 days ago

          It’s a go-bag for fleeing the country.

      • @Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11•27 days ago

        Ma’am, you don’t seem have proof of citizenship on your person…

      • FuglyDuck
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        8•27 days ago

        Why the fuck was she carrying a passport?!

        Best is to just keep in a safe somewhere, right? Not like ICE is gonna deport her- they like killing puppies too

      • @Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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        7•27 days ago

        I thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury

        • @teamevil@lemmy.world
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          15•27 days ago

          DHS took them about a decade ago … About the time they started having scandals because everything DHS touches is a scandal.

          • dditty
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            9•27 days ago

            According to Wikipedia, DHS absorbed the Secret Service when the DHS was created in 2003

            • @Brown5500@sh.itjust.works
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              3•27 days ago

              Right, about 10 years ago…wait…well, damn i got old at some point

      • @painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml
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        4•27 days ago

        This was just business as usual. Being discreet when paying for a service.

  • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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    20•27 days ago

    Hide your dogs, everybody. She’s about to go on a rage spree

  • @FreakinSteve@lemmy.world
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    16•27 days ago

    She has a Rolex and $3000 cash on a government salary.

    Wtf

  • @tazeycrazy@feddit.uk
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    9•27 days ago

    My question is. Why is she wandering round with 3 grand on her? Has she not got a credit card/ debit card/ cheque book/ phone with NFC. Why dose she need so much on her.

    • @Coyote_sly@lemmy.world
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      You think 3 grand is a lot of money. They think 3 grand is about enough for a decent liquid lunch.

      That’s why.

  • Optional
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    9•27 days ago

    I DON’T KNOW YOU!

  • @BossDj@lemm.ee
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    8•27 days ago

    My bet is she was drunk and left it. It was gone by the time she figured it out.

  • @Coyote_sly@lemmy.world
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    6•27 days ago

    I’ve played Fallout 2, that’s not how you do it. You just reverse pickpocket in the biggest explosive you can find with a 30 second timer.

  • @gargolito@lemm.ee
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    4•27 days ago

    Maybe she put a puppy in it and shot it.

  • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    4•27 days ago

    Imagine what other things are possible

    • @xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10•27 days ago

      pretty sure she just left it behind somewhere but by claiming it was stolen during work she can have it and the fictional cash replaced

  • greenfire
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    4•27 days ago

    Kreepi Gnoem

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