It really cuts my gears into pieces reading posts like this where people just take things without checking. My last resort is to go search if its true.
IDGAF if it looks like penis, the Latin name is Megaloblatta longipennis. Longi is the inflexion of longus which means long. Pennis is the inflection of penna which can mean feather, wing or fin.
So “longwings”
what’s the first sentence in the picture
I can’t fucking read omg.
Still, its not long penis
It’s a joke because it sounds similar
Not many people know Latin and will most likely actually think it means long penis. Wanted to provide actual information.
So… Biggus diccus?
Long penis go burrrrr
Winged? Where’s my flamethrower
Arent most cockroaches winged?
So you’re saying it’s going to be have to be napalm
I’ve never learned kung fu as fast as I have the times that a giant cockroach has made its appearance on my lanai.
Idk why but this sounds like a plausible Golden Girls reference.
Cockroaches are insects. Insects have wings. Very, very few exceptions.
Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!
I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again…
You’re holding a roach.
Stop that.
THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.
DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.
sick guitar riff
flapping in the wind
[…] longipennis is found in [redacted]
Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??
Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru.
this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!
alright did it masel
That’s just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many
Need to end the string with a null character
It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD
Heh, yeah, it does xD
“The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach.”
“What the fuck? This guy’s outta his mind… A joint roach doesn’t look anything like a fucking cockroach!”
You feel like you’re going to have a…good time?
The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.
