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The Picard Maneuver to HistoryPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

A Victorian device for trying on shoes.

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A Victorian device for trying on shoes.

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The Picard Maneuver to HistoryPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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  • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    67•1 month ago

    Must have been invented by a foot fetishist

    • @Delta_V@lemmy.world
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      39•1 month ago

      who seeks glory

    • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      22•1 month ago

      They’ll never know I’m licking their feet now!

    • Mayor Poopington
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      15•1 month ago

      We all can see his smile in the picture

    • @spittingimage@lemmy.world
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      8•1 month ago

      The guy fitting the shoe has a big smile, and it’s not his customer service face.

  • @SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    57•1 month ago

    The lady’s eyes were under their skirts in Victorian times?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      45•1 month ago

      BE NOT AFRAID

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        51•1 month ago

    • @Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      13•1 month ago

      Just a single “whispering eye.”

    • Sculptus Poe
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      1•1 month ago

      deleted by creator

  • @CTDummy@lemm.ee
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    39•1 month ago

    Why oh why is no one concerned about the use of “and” here?

    • IninewCrow
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      20•1 month ago

    • @notarobot@lemm.ee
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      2•1 month ago

      If they used “or” wouldn’t that imply that it only does one at a time?

  • @trapezohedron@lemmy.world
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    25•1 month ago

    If the sales person doesn’t have a foot fetish before they start using that device, they absolutely will by the end of it

    • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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      10•1 month ago

      That smile says it all

      • ddh
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        3•1 month ago

        Inventor of the ‘glory sole’

      • @JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        Cos later on he’s going to tie her to a railway track.

        • @then_three_more@lemmy.world
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          1•1 month ago

          Or he just likes the smell. He’s got the nose for it.

    • Mayor Poopington
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      5•1 month ago

      So it’s his fault for creating foot fetishists and the reason I had to fire someone when they kept asking other employees for feet pics.

    • @AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com
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      deleted by creator

  • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    24•1 month ago

    Glory hole for a foot fetishist.

    • @cj2127@lemm.ee
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      11•1 month ago

      The ankle was all he needed.

  • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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    22•1 month ago

    So the woman can’t see if the salesman is diddling himself while leering hungrily at her exposed ankle?

  • @notarobot@lemm.ee
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    21•1 month ago

    This is 100% way more reasonable that letting women put their own shoes.

    /s just in case

    • @deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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      18•1 month ago

      How could she put on her own shoes while wearing a corset? Besides, that’s the servants’ job.

      • Lemminary
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        1•1 month ago

        Good point. Also, found the time traveler.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    14•1 month ago

    Definitely wasn’t inventing gloryholes and had to come up with an alternative explanation when the boss walked in. We’ve all been there.

    • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “Billingsley! What the devil are you doing with that contraption!?”

      • oh this oh uehm it’s for ahhh shoes! Feeet! Yess keeps the devil’s thoughts at bay when this thing blocks the vision of anyone using it!! I was just facing toward it to check out the size and the wobbling was me testing the build quality ahh yes!

      “But where are your pants? And why does that need to involve your bloody cock and balls!??”

      • …
  • @ripcord@lemmy.world
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    11•1 month ago

    You remain the best, The Picard Maneuver

    Everyone continues to like you.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      8•1 month ago

      <3

  • @ChanchoManco@lemm.ee
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    9•1 month ago

    Didn’t the woman care about how the shoe looked on her? The device seems to also block the view for her.

  • ceoofanarchism
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    8•1 month ago

    Wonder what her leg is being executed for? What crime did it commit?

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      8•1 month ago

      Nothing. It’s toetally innocent.

      (…I’ll see myself out.)

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      It’s not being executed, just humiliated in front of all the other feet.

      The other feet can like throw socks at it or something.

    • I Cast Fist
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      4•1 month ago

      Excessive skin exposure

  • @RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    8•1 month ago

    Al Bundy would have loved one of these

    • @beefpig@sh.itjust.works
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      5•1 month ago

      A1 Bundy

  • @thorhop@sopuli.xyz
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    7•1 month ago

    Walking around to test the shoes was almost impossible, but usually gathered a little crowd to cheer the lassie on.

  • @Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    7•1 month ago

    I feel like this isn’t real

    • @filcuk@lemmy.zip
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      3•1 month ago

      That whole period of history has to be made up

      • @TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        No, I think they meant “this is most likely an AI hallucination, NOT something that actually existed.”

  • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldM
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    6•1 month ago

    This has generated significant interest and discussion, so I’m going to leave this up, but in the future, please submit only photographs and film on this comm.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      3•1 month ago

      Got it!

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