• @Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    Speaking as a Canadian… Yes, we know.

    You guys had the most trustworthy, most reliable ally ever. The faith and trust between Canada and the US was legendary.

    That’s gone now. It’ll be a century or more before you can ever rebuild that trust.

    And you threw it away for this drooling moron to play tinpot dictator.

    Was it worth it?

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        Honestly I’ve been worrying for years that the only way the US is going to resolve this division and hostility within their country is by breaking up, possibly largely along red state/blue state lines, and hopefully not triggering a violent (or god forbid nuclear) civil war in the process.

        But I can say as a Canadian, if it does come to that, and you guys can’t take back your country (which I really think you can, once you start to accept what is happening and accept that it’s gonna hurt and you dig your heels in anyway, I don’t think there’s anyone who will be able to take you down, not even Trump and crew), then we would be absolutely happy to quickly rebuild and strengthen our relationship with most of the blue states. And however you end up wanting to arrange yourselves in the end, we’ll work with that. And if you guys genuinely wanted our help, our resources, our logistical support, even our protection (what little we can provide), if things were to start looking like actual civil war, I’m sure we’d absolutely be willing to figure out what sort of arrangement is actually going to work. We’d have to at least initially discuss it as equals and as partners though, I don’t think we’d ask you or coerce you to give up your sovereignty, any more than we’d want you to take ours. But if the intention to join Canada was a popular attitude, I expect we’d be willing to consider it, probably after some cooling-off period though to make sure it’s not just a passing fad. The progressive parts of America are the parts we’ve always loved. If you guys come knocking on our door needing a couch to crash on we’re not going to ask how long you need to stay, we’re just going to go find pillows and blankets.

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          Same. I don’t honestly know how we recover as a country. Trump isn’t the cause, he’s a symptom. A tumour with a much larger cancerous problem underneath. At no point will the sane (and actual majority of us) roll over and become fascists. But at the same time, I don’t see how the third of the country that has gone full fascist suddenly regains their sanity and joins us.

          The USSR’s goal was to divide us, and the Cold War never ended, it just went underground. There is a large part of me that is afraid at this point Balkanization is our future. But how we would we even get there without causing death and destruction?

          But regardless of sentiments about losing faith in us (and I don’t blame those that feel that way, they are warranted) I do love you all who recognize that not all of us are the insane ones that make it on TV. We do still value our brothers/sisters/enbys to the north and are proud that we have a friendship unparalleled and the world’s longest undefended border. The world is a often a dark and scary place, but it’s friendships like these that make it worthwhile.

          I appreciate you internet stranger.

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            You guys are the best. I’m just south of you in the PNW and want us to always have each other’s backs.

          • @cecilkorik@lemmy.ca
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            That’s the American spirit that I, as a Canadian, want to see! It’s your country. Don’t let them take it!

        • Maeve
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          You moved me to tears, and I’m not even out of bed, yet. Thank you so much for this genuine display of human compassion.

    • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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      I assume certain short-term things will get better with anyone less crazy than Trump, but I agree the US is no longer reliable for anything long-term, and no other country should deal with us on the assumption that we’ll give up certain short-term advantages for a long term stability within our sphere of influence. It’s not even that the US was “good” (though I imagine the next hegemonic power could easily be worse), but across administrations, the US was generally intelligent about how to leverage its influence but retain enough goodwill to continue to do so indefinitely.

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          We learned that last time Trump was president that most of our country has been run on gentlemen’s agreements. It was news to a lot of us as well.

          • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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            I think a huge part of the problem is that it’s run on Gentlemen’s agreements but we pretend it’s not. The UK’s “Constitution” is a hodgepodge of laws and court cases and things that probably closer to treaties than anything else. It’s a mess, but they know it’s a mess so there’s a very real sense that the gentlemen’s agreements are important and as real as anything else.

            In America, we worship our Constitution like a holy text, but so many of our institutional controls depend on Judicial Review (which is not technically mentioned in the constitution), on following along with the presumed intent, and on fudging around the edges when it’s obvious the machinery of the state would grind to a halt if we had to amend it every time a novel situation arose. Yet, nevertheless, we have an entire school of thought built around the idea of shallow surface readings. The “originalists,” not to put too fine a point on it, are fucking idiots.

            If you get the idea that the only important thing is the blackletter text agreed to by a gaggle of 18th century provincials, many of whom were intelligent and well-intentioned, but all of whom were elites and either slave-owners or okay with hanging out with slave owners, then you have a recipe for considering stupid shit like presidential immunity or having a speaker of the house who’s not a Congressperson and who can become president despite already serving two full terms, because it doesn’t explicitly say you can’t. It’s childish and dangerous, and their ascendancy in the judicial branch is a travesty.

        • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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          Yup. I joked that we’re still on Constitutional Republic version 2.27, and not only is the next point release long overdue, but we should really have upgraded to version 3 or 4 by now.

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            Woah, we only just finally left the beta and are on constitution republic 1.27. The articles of confederation is more of an alpha test that was not good and tried the constitutions and while it worked, it never left the beta stage as , it just used spaghetti code that led to the civil war, which people wanted to upgrade to the first release won and started the reconstruction era, and caused the final release of 1.15. The south downgraded it back to beta after using violence to restrict people rights and remake the antebellum south under beta 15.01. We finally left after the civil rights movement forced them to put it at 1.25, with no restrictions on people rights. Though we need to not upgrade yet as someone is trying to install banana republic instead.

            • @Archer@lemmy.world
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              This country makes a lot more sense if you think of it as a Linux server run by feuding sysadmins all trying to run their own package managers

    • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      Call his bluff.

      Ya’ll are about the size of, and politically left of, California. 54 of 538 electoral votes. 52 of 435 members in the House of Representatives. You’d be another California.

      You’re the last thing that the GOP wants involved in US politics.

      If you hate Trump, you can drive a wedge between him and the GOP simply by reminding us that you have universal healthcare, and you intend to spread it.

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        That depends on there still being elections

        • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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          There will be elections.

          Whether we use touch screens or guillotines to cast our ballots is an unanswered question. But there will be elections.

          • @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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            Sure there will be elections. But what do you do when Trump gets 90% of the vote like Putin does?

            There are elections and then there are “elections”.

            • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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              Start putting up billboards reminding the Secret Service how many terms a president is allowed to serve.

              Billboards reminding JD Vance that he can finish out up to two years of Trump’s term and remain eligible for two terms of his own.

              “Remind” Trump that everyone around him is plotting against him.

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                Russia had term limits… until Putin just changed the constitution to remove them.

                But why would you assume having some other fascist in charge will fix the problem? Trump is old and unhealthy, so there’s a good chance he’ll before the end of his term from natural causes. Sure JD Vance isn’t nearly as popular as Trump, but if elections are rigged and the media is under the control of the President (as things are in Russia), that won’t matter much.

                Trump is the symptom, American proclivity towards fascism is the real problem.

                • @Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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                  MAGA is a personality cult. It will rip itself apart as soon as Trump is gone.

                  If Trump ever thought that Vance was a threat, he’d try to have him executed, just like he did with Pence. Convince Trump that he’s surrounded by traitors, and he’ll bring down the whole apparatus himself.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      For him and his administration? Yes, it was worth it. Destroying that was the entire point.

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        No. I have zero interest in your apologies. Not you, not any American whose first instinct is to tell us how sorry they are. I’m sure you’re all wonderful people, but we’re well past the point where that matters.

        I never, ever, want to hear the word “Sorry” from any of your lips while I’m living with the reality that people I love might die to American bombs and bullets. I am not obligated to assuage your fucking conscience by dignifying your apologies while you all sit around hanging your heads in worthless shame.

        We do not want or need your apologies. We want your rage. Get angry. Get out in the streets. Fucking do something.

        And when Trump is gone and every last fascist has been hunted down and your government is run like an actual democracy, and your voters have learned how to value and respect friendships with countries outside of your own… Then you can come to us and say sorry.

  • @DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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    And we aren’t trolling when we say you’ll sign your own death warrant, as a nation, and as a person.

    the richest nation on earth with a military budget larger than the domestic budget of dozens of countries combined, couldnt stomach a fight against dirt poor cavemen, armed with cold war and WW2 relics, on the other side of the world, who were so culturally alien to them, they might as well have been from mars. And you’re going to pick a fight with people who all they have to do is wear a Bruins hat and they pass for an American?

    Ask the Russians how the occupation of their Ukrainian cousins territory has worked out. If you could speak to the dead that is. Those who are still alive, live looking over their shoulder for the rest of their lives.

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      couldnt stomach a fight against dirt poor cavemen

      And yet, you think you haven’t succumbed to American brainrot.

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          It just sounds weird to call your enemies cavemen honestly. I know they’re the fucking Taliban and stuff, but there’s something to it that is hard to explain. If we’d be talking about Sam Losco on the other hand, that’d be a different story as that guy is a literal caveman.

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            A lot of them were literally living in caves, so…

            Also I think we can relax the PC rules a bit when we’re saying someone that thinks women are property is a caveman.

    • @aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee
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      The Russian occupation is actually turning out more or less fine, the Russian government is better at finding and eliminating organized dissent than at pretty much anything else. They’ve been having some trouble against the regular army however

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        Weird, I seem to recall there being some very big explosions happening in Russia like all of the time.

        I guess Russia is very good at rooting out organized dissent and preventing commando operations, just very bad at enforcing no smoking rules around explosives?

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          What makes you think those are commando infantry operations by locals rather than airstrikes from ukraine

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            What makes you think it makes a difference? Targets in Russia are blowing up either way.

            Also some of the big booms in Russia happened far enough away from Ukraine that it’s unlikely a drone strike. I suppose they still could be, but the drone operator would need to be inside Russia to make that happen.

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              if they were local ops, they’d be happening more or less uniformly all over russia instead of what we’re actually seeing, which is that they’re happening near the ukrainian border and steadily moving further out as ukr drone tech improves

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        Shit randomly getting blown up from IEDs, Drones and Grenade attacks, people being killed on the street, none of that is fine.

  • @skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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    We’re taking care of their military. We’re taking care of every aspect of their lives, and we don’t need them to make cars for us,” Trump told Time. “In fact, we don’t want them to make cars for us. We want to make our own cars. We don’t need their lumber. We don’t need their energy. We don’t need anything from Canada. And I say the only way this thing really works is for Canada to become a state.

    Then stop importing and we’ll see how long before it’s a problem for the people.

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      He’s completely delusional. We fought in US wars cause the US needed OUR military. Canada has never asked the US to defend us. Fuck Trump, Fuck MAGA. Fuck the tens of millions of HitlerPig sycophants.

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    “In fact, we don’t want them to make cars for us. We want to make our own cars. We don’t need their lumber. We don’t need their energy. We don’t need anything from Canada. And I say the only way this thing really works is for Canada to become a state.”

    So he DOES need things from us. If he didn’t need us he’d just walk away and not trade with us. But why would he he want us as a state if we didn’t have something he wanted?

    He DOES need us, our workers, and our resources but he doesn’t like that we’re our own sovereign nation. He needs us but he wants us enslaved and controlled.

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      U S perspective here.

      I keep remembering that oath our armed forces repeat so much: “… To defend against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”

      What in the flippin’ hell do these bastards gotta do to be considered “domestic enemies”‽

      Because apparently directly provoking all our neighbors to attack us out of self defense, or allying with friggin’ Putin, along with a million other treasons, aren’t qualifying enough? Who over there is gonna actually protect and defend the Constitution and the People of the United States of America?!

      Because dammit we haven’t lived this frickin long, through countless crises and bullshit, just to get shot or bombed by a Canadian we should’ve been sharing pancakes and beer with!!!

      FULFILL THAT OATH YOU LIKE TO RECITE SO MUCH. OR COUNTLESS INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE OVER ORANGE CALIGULA’S EGO.

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        Because that’s not how the military works.

        And in the end, it isn’t up to them. Trump won the popular vote. Not by much, but he’s in the White House legally and legitimately. Doesn’t matter what his ‘popularity ratings’ are now. We The People put him there, and We The People are the ones responsible for removing him.

        Do you really want the military to decide ‘I know the majority of y’all voted for this, but we’ve decided we don’t like that, so we’re overthrowing the government’ for anything?

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          Fair disclosure: Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m honestly very appreciative of your counterpoints here. And I agree! A militocracy ain’t good news, either.

          And you’re right: Taking him out over “unpopular policy” doesn’t make logical sense under a reasonable society.

          I’m also aware that our civil checks and balances that should be putting the brakes on stupid policies are falling apart, because they’ve been carefully staffed by zealots heavily in favor of a single-minded, monolithic ideology.

          However, I’m honestly wondering where the line is, that a leader’s blatantly criminal activity can officially brand them “unfit for office” and bear consequences.

          Like if he actually tried to just kill someone for no reason in Times Square, as he boasted he could, could anybody stop him? Or is it just “rules for thee, not for me” and we actually have a king now?

          Because you know if “We The People” stepped in to stop that, we’d all get gulag’d.

          If he decides “lol yeah let’s annex Canada.” Can our forces deny such a stupid order? Even though he is, technically, “their boss”?

          Impeachment historically seems like a “strong suggestion” more than a solution.

          According to USA.gov:

          The presidents impeached by the House were: Andrew Johnson in 1868 William Jefferson (Bill) Clinton in 1998 Donald John Trump in 2019 and 2021

          Presidents Johnson, Clinton, and Trump remained in office following acquittals by the Senate on all charges.

          It sounds like The People can’t really do much but demand that their officials follow through, but even then, it sounds like justice is never actually carried out.

          It’s honestly terrifying to think about, and I wish we knew what to do that was actually effective to reverse course on this absolute insanity.

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            The line is usually ‘where the majority party in Congress thinks it is’. That’s why even though they got impeached, none of those presidents left; look at which party was in charge at the time.

            Make no mistake; the Republicans could have him out on his ass and facing criminal charges before you could blink if they wanted to. They don’t want to, because he’s doing exactly what they want him to do. 40-odd percent of Americans also think this is great.

            And so, yes, he could shoot someone in Times Square and totally get away with it.

            That’s the real problem. Trump and fascism are symptoms, not the cause. If the disease wasn’t there, like it wasn’t with Nixon (or at least, it was just starting to develop then), none of this would be an issue.

      • @Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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        The second amendment was written so that there would be militias, who could act quickly, in spread-out, often frontier locations, in case of foreign incursion, giving the military proper time to respond.

  • @grte@lemmy.ca
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    China is walking this dumbass like a dog. How about we don’t tie ourselves to this sinking ship.

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      Russia is a dying country, and they’re trying to graft the Ukrainian Population onto itself to buy itself another generation

      America is also probably a dying country, for different reasons, not population but resource. and they’re trying to graft whatever resources they dont have in abundance , so they can survive another generation or two and shut themselves off from the world whilst they tear themselves apart domestically.

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    I like to idly game this out because it truly reflects how narcissistic and uninformed he is. So, he’s talking about admitting Canada as a single state. Lets assume somehow that happens, even though the Canadians themselves would undoubtedly push for as many states as possible if joining the US were the only option.

    You’ve now got a new largest state by both population and area, and one that has ridiculous reserves of resources and a coast-to-coast infrastructure. It instantly becomes the most important state. It’s also full of millions of people who didn’t want to be Americans and who’ve had a hundred years of more progressive governance than the US. Congratulations, Republicans, you’ve just skewed the Senate and completely fucked yourself in the House for a generation or more. You’ve also got 8 or 9 million Francophones who weren’t even entirely sure they wanted to be CANADIANS, much less Americans, to say nothing of being Americans in a MAGA world. This is how real troubles begin.

    So, in return for dubious “improvements” to the trade deficit, and certain (what?) administrative conveniences (I guess) for a military that already had basically all the access anyone would ever need, as well as a giant buffer territory you’re not politically committed to defending with the same gusto you would your own soil, you completely upset the balance of power in Congress to your own party’s detriment and add a huge population that hates their situation. Brilliant.

    Although, I guess if you’re just done with free and fair elections then a lot of these concerns evaporate…

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      We’d be joined through the Puerto Rico route, as a territory. No representation. The 51 state is just a ruse to get the 17th territory, or whatever the number is.

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        I’m so fucking tired of Americans saying shit like “omg Canada as the 51st state would totally skew our elections Democrat, get owned Trump!”

        The reality is, in any scenario where Canada gets annexed by the US, American democracy will not exist anymore by then. Even if there are fake elections, we’d most likely not be allowed to vote (à la Puerto Rico, as you point out).

        I do appreciate someone pointing out how utterly enraged us Francophones would be if subjected to US rule.

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        Yeah, I guess just assuming ill intent and fascism makes it a simpler discussion that’s still perfectly reasonable.

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      Doesn’t matter. He wants Canada because it is big on the map and if America had it then America would look bigger on the map and if it was at its biggest when Trump was president that would mean Trump was the best US president ever in every history book for all time. Same thing with Greenland.

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        I do unironically believe the Mercator projection has influenced how much he talks about Greenland.

        • Guy Ingonito
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          In school I remember them teaching us that it had a psychological effect that we think Northern countries are more important than Southern ones because they’re bigger and on top and I am totally 100% on board with that line of thought

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          You’re not wrong. It looks so much bigger than the 2.1m sq km that it is. In fact, it’s 100k smaller than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. When you look at a Mercator map, Greenland looks comparable to the entire continent of Africa.

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        It’s actually useful to note that Canada+USA together (19.8 sq km) is bigger than Russia (17m sq km) by about an India (3m sq km), but still short of the former USSR (22m sq km). But add in Greenland (2.3)? Now you’ve got the biggest country that ever existed.

        You’re right, making an America that is the largest country on earth is precisely what his ego is after.

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        I have the incredible, uncontrollable urge to shout, “Gulf of Mexico!” suddenly.

    • Maeve
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      This is how real troubles begin.

      Echos of Ireland.

  • @HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee
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    There’s something very irritating to me about the President using the word “trolling.”

    Maybe I’m being a stick in the mud, but the Leader of the Free World using Internet slang just doesn’t seem right to me. It’s petty, I know, but still.

    It is not, however, as irritating as people defending the shit he does to throw the global economy and international community into chaos, by saying he’s just trolling.

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    It’s not him trolling us, it’s his dementia trolling us. Or maybe his plain old stupidity. Honestly it’s hard to tell at this point.

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    At least make the offer enticing, give Canada the option to join as 10 states (one per province); giving them an allotment of the 435 house seats and 20 senators.

    I’m pretty sure that would be more than enough to swing the house, senate and presidency towards the left for the next few generations at least.

    Canada could literally save the US if that were the case.

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      We don’t exist to fix your broken country. Y’all need to stop buying in to stupid ass theories on how this would be good for the US. It won’t, many of us Canadians would rather be dead than to be American.

      A better solution for your political would be for the USA to break up and no longer be a country. If you honestly believe your politcal problems can’t be fixed without someone giving up their country, then it should be you willing to give up your country, not someone else.

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        A better solution for your political (situation) would be for the USA to break up and no longer be a country.

        As an American, I endorse this plan. Let it all just dissolve

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        2 quick points;

        1. I’m not American and I don’t want to see Canadians lose their sovereignty.

        2. I was using argumentum ad absurdism to point out that this entire “proposal” would be self-defeating for Trump and the Republicans. It’s an absolute non-starter.

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          One quick point: the USA is currently absurd in reality. Attempting to to use absurd hypotheticals to point out something wrong is not an effective way of arguing anything now, if it ever was.

          I’ve noticed Americans tend to make abhorrent statements and if called out for it they just say “it was only a joke!” Your abhorrent statements followed by “it was just argumentum ad absurdism!” doesn’t seem all too different to me.

          Canadians are not going to fix your problems. We were your allies and so we did our best to help the US because that’s what allies do. But you make us an enemy then our only goal will be to destroy the USA, not fix its problems. THERE IS NO SCENARIO WHERE CANADA IS THE 51ST STATE. There are scenarios where we are your ally and there are scenarios where we are your enemy. Those are your only choices.

          Y’all need to stop having fantasies and understand the reality the problems your country has created and understand you are responsible for fixing those problems. Clean up your own mess FFS.

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      Fuck off with that bullshit. We have no interest in losing our freedom, healthcare, safety and rights to save the usa.

      Maybe you should try fixing your own house.

      Also, there are 10 provinces and 3 territories.

      I’ll keep my sovereignty, Healthcare and safe children, and defend that with my life.

      Try to do something and see how your army does against 30 million insurgents who you can’t tell from your own citizens. You couldn’t beat Iraq, wouldn’t be good against Canada, nato and the commonwealth.

      Elbows up

    • Cows Look Like MapsOP
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      Suggesting that invading and annexing a country is an “enticing offer” if they’re given voting rights instead of becoming an enslaved resource colony is a hell of a take… “But it’ll be good because the USA will benefit!”

      Stop sanewashing a horrific invasion with selfish American-centric reasons. I’m trying to say this in the nicest way possible but this is one of the reasons the world despises the USA right now.

      I see these types of comments constantly and it blows my mind that some Americans think this is reasonable and not a deeply offensive and ignorant thing to say.

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        I’m an Australian, so I feel kinship with Canadians over this entire issue.

        I wasn’t being serious in the argument, rather using absurdism to point out that the entire “Canada as the 52st state” is unworkable - and would gloriously blow up in Trump and the republicans face.

        It’s honestly a much less stressful thought exercise than the potential balkanisation of the United States - nuclear power experiencing a civil war would not turn out well for anyone.

  • Chainweasel
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    It’s just something to grab the headlines and make people focus on something other than Hegseth and China.

    • aramis87
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      No, it’s not. It’s a 1930’s that focused on a bloc of the United States, Canada, and Greenland.

      • @FarceOfWill@infosec.pub
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        32 months ago

        Fuck no this is a technocrat idea?!

        Hahahaha. Those fucking idiots had ideas so bad they’re going to destroy the USA a hundred years later. Amazing

    • Lambda
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      242 months ago

      Thanks to Elections Canada it’s actually a lot better than the states. We also get answers sooner. There’s nothing like an American election to make Canadians thankful for Elections Canada.

      • Cows Look Like MapsOP
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        82 months ago

        Yeah, our Elections Canada is quite solid.

        The influencing of support for our right-wing party endorsed by Elon Musk/Trump/Jordan Peterson via X, Facebook, and campaign financing is the real issue imo.

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      The compromise is adding the proper pronunciation of the letter Z to the kindergarten curriculum, and highschool gets French courses.

      “I’ll be aboot time you say zed correctly!”