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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

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    • @tektite@slrpnk.net
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      38•1 month ago

      Or just one big one

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • @slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        29•1 month ago

        I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.

        • @SippyCup@feddit.nl
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          34•30 days ago

          The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He’s clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who’s obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

        • snooggums
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          14•1 month ago

          They eat a lot.

          • @MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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            8•30 days ago

            and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.

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              • @MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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                4•29 days ago

                depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.

            • @bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world
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              3•30 days ago

              How do you know?

            • snooggums
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              1•30 days ago

              C O N S U M E

              • @MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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                2•30 days ago

                consummation

        • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        • dandelion (she/her)
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          7•30 days ago

          America breeds people like this

    • @rollerbang@lemmy.world
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      4•30 days ago

      Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂

  • Hikuro-93
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    84•1 month ago

    I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

    Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

    • Yerbouti
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      That bitch hates patriotism.

      • mosiacmango
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        Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

        His profile pic is a flag.

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • @conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    79•30 days ago

    As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

    • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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      34•30 days ago

      As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)

      • @P1k1e@lemmy.world
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        29•30 days ago

        As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

        • @MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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          as a non healthcare person… I’ve now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

        • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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          I worked as an assistant in a plastic surgery office for a while as well, and I had to clean lipoaspirate out of the suction tube/syringe and the erlenmyer flask it was emptied into. That was still preferable to the time it got splattered on my scrubs because the surgeon emptied it into a kidney basin the first time. (The flask was my idea to prevent getting splattered again.)

          • @P1k1e@lemmy.world
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            Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

            One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

            • @medgremlin@midwest.social
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              As an ED tech, I had to clean up C diff and chemo diarrhea off patients, beds, floors, and commodes multiple times. ED boarding meant that patients that should have been admitted to hospital rooms that had a bathroom attached were stuck in the ED for hours or even days.

    • @LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de
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      As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

  • @abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    69•1 month ago

    I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

    • @wheelie@lemmy.world
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      33•1 month ago

      Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

      • bacon_saber
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        The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

        • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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          There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

        • @SippyCup@feddit.nl
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          8•30 days ago

          I call it the keg.

          I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.

      • @twice_hatch@midwest.social
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        30•1 month ago

        Ten thousand crunches every morning

        • Hnery
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          15•1 month ago

          Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

      • @errer@lemmy.world
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        2•1 month ago

        Kingpin body

    • spirinolas
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      7•1 month ago

      I have to respect the confidence.

    • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      Absolute unit

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  • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    41•1 month ago

    Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

    • @MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan
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      After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you’ll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

      • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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        A year isn’t even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it’s acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          3•30 days ago

          This type of shit makes me lose weight by laughing.

    • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        2•30 days ago

        I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie

        • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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          Because you didn’t have extreme liver damage

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      10•1 month ago

      Amateur

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        3•30 days ago

        Lol!

        Bring it!

        I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?

    • @Tuxman@sh.itjust.works
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      There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick

      (Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        2•30 days ago

        Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.

        I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.

        • @Tuxman@sh.itjust.works
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          Sorry about what you’re going through 🫂

          From what I understand you avoided the worst of it, and for that you can be proud. It’s not an easy road.

          The clip wasn’t meant as a reference to your life, but to other people who get stuck in a moment for decades.

          • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            3•29 days ago

            It’s all good. It would be better if I hadn’t lost all the progress I made on my health. But it is getting better.

    • @MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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      Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.

      Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        2•29 days ago

        Coca cola original recipe for the masses!

    • @sowitzer@lemm.ee
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      How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Shit, I am judging them…

        Thanks for making me figure it out for myself.

    • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      You weren’t as committed.

      • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        2•30 days ago

        Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.

  • @madgepickles@lemmy.world
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    well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

    • @tauren@lemm.ee
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      OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…

      • dandelion (she/her)
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        and they let straight people adopt children, yikes

    • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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      It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault

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    • @Tuxman@sh.itjust.works
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      He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

        • TheLowestStone
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          It really is. What the fuck?

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            it’s a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you’re looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.

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        Who will be able to afford ubereats?

  • Komodo Rodeo
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    “Frig off, Debrah!”

  • @iii@mander.xyz
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    24•1 month ago

    Now that’s confidence

    • @melisdrawing@lemmy.world
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      Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.

    • @tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s actually guts

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    He may have some liver fat

    • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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      He has the liver of ten thousand beers

    • @SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      He could be into inflation play.

  • @Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu
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    Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!

    • @HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee
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      13•1 month ago

      WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

      • @lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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        WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

        WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    There’s my prince!

  • Doll_Tow_Jet-ski
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    jesus christ that belly

  • @ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15•1 month ago

    Proud of what, getting divorced?

    • @czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18•1 month ago

      If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

  • @MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    14•30 days ago

    You hear that ladies? He is single.

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