And here in the US, I’ve also got to worry about the tariff shortages 🙃

  • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    5220 days ago

    It won’t be a pandemic. The rest of the world isn’t stupid enough to appoint an antivaxer as secretary of health.

    • @9point6@lemmy.world
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      They’re having both a bird flu & measles problem at the same time and burying their heads in the sand about it.

      Oh and they fired a load of people doing Ebola research

      And this one isn’t strictly a pandemic, but the USA is currently basically carpet bombing parts of Mexico (with their consent) to prevent the northward progression of screwworms—which are even worse than you’re currently imagining.

      I’ve probably forgotten something else biological that mother nature is currently doing to indicate her displeasure in the politically driven ignorance they’ve got going on over there.

      • @wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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        I recall a story, can’t remember where I read it, where a creator deity demonstrates their displeasure with the leader’s treatment of a downtrodden minority by sending a large number of “plagues”. I remember there was a plague of flies, all the livestock started dying of sudden disease, and an epidemic of boils broke out… Hmm… If only the US were filled with people who believed in the literal interpretation of certain old books…

        ETA: of course, that would require these people to be able to read.

  • @collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    919 days ago

    We are getting rid of the people who detect and report pandemics. First, you will only notice high absentee rates at the office. Then you’ll start getting large numbers of invitations to funerals for people who seemed perfectly healthy the last time you saw them. Then, you’ll develop a scrachy feeling in your throat. Good luck…