- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has warned the National Weather Service of possible attacks from an armed conspiracy group targeting Doppler radar stations, according to a report from CNN. The group, Veterans on Patrol, is going after government radars because it believes they’re being used as “weather weapons.”
CNN learned of the possible attacks through NOAA emails warning NWS staff that Veterans on Patrol was planning to conduct “penetration drills on NEXRAD sites to identify weaknesses,” with the ultimate goal of destroying NEXRAD. Despite its cooler-than-average name, the NWS uses NEXRAD or “Next Generation Weather Radar” for a fairly mundane purpose: detecting precipitation in the atmosphere. NEXRAD plays a vital role in locating thunderstorms and tornados, making it easier to evacuate vulnerable communities before disaster strikes.
Archive link: https://archive.is/GVsgP
Just when I think dumb can’t get any dumber
Somebody tell them there’s a radar in the white house 🤭
An armed terrorist group is targeting US radar sites and our president is worried about his birthday party.
🤡
But they aren’t harming Teslas so it’s ok.
A *trained armed terrorist group
A trained armed *imbecilic terrorist group
When they are white and domestic and conservative, they aren’t terrorists. They are oppressed freedom fighters.
Modern civilisation is slowly falling to barbarians, except none of the barbarians are foreigners.
The curse of social media, it’s too easy for lunatics to find like-minded people
Or turn naive individuals into crazies themselves.
Truly the dumbest timeline.
Listen, why else would the newsman talk about Doppler radar every time we have severe weather if it weren’t a weather weapon?
/s
Maybe if all the universities mailed them a postcard saying “You are officially stupid”…
MAKE ZEUS GREAT AGAIN (ノ`Д´)ノ
There’s a reason why the civilised world sneers at 'Murica…
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