I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”
HEY EVERYONE IT’S THE ASS GUY
I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as “Full ASS”.
Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing
Same.
The default libass shaping engine,
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ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.
Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.
It’s even worse than tar.
GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.
It’s also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?
A more complex but more commonly used program is
rsyncrsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdriveis treated differently thanrsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrivewhich is different thanrsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive/which is different thanrsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive/It’s a great tool for making copies onto drives, even servers. But man you have to double check how each folder path is laid out, otherwise it’ll write the files of one folder to the main drive, unorganized.
If they know Regex, assume you are in Sarumans tower and held captive until a hawk comes in.
Writing regex is easy.
Reading it again after a couple of weeks…
The biggest pain in the ass I’ve dealt with was using a directshow lib to implement flash on a new camera we were supporting for a desktop application. Working with a device graph and pins is beyond frustrating. We’re porting functionality to the Web and my dev working on the camera just needed to call capture image to trigger the flash.
ffmpeg commands are one of the best use cases for ChatGPT
Force Feminisation male pregnancy
ffmpreg?
🫃
Im listening
I was hoping for this gif:
lol that’s a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.
Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?
This guy doesn’t get the joke, everyone point and laugh!
Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?
Ahh
No, ass
You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.
I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna
Me too
Pages are fractional now?
Man, I really gotta get with the times…
“Section”. They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯
The bible is an old western book that orders itself so
Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?
Easy. We like them https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-all.html
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