Russian: Fuck yeah, I’m gonna make it.
Earth: 9.8 metres per second, per second, bitch.
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s THE LAW
On the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins, no less
Aahhhhhhhh fuck.
Am I really that old?
At least you have chicken
Is he dead or just resting and questioning his life choices?
I assume the first, as his head was basically hitting a wall with at least 50 km/h. So if he’s not dead, but laying there, regretting his life choices, it’s not intentional, but because he is paralysed down from the neck.
His shoes stayed on though.
At least the shoe laces do their job competently.
Probably
The fact that this is tagged 18+ tells me all I need to know. (lol)
It’s not really graphic. Low res and guy just lies there. Barely NSFW.
It’s the fucking Darwin Olympics.
Free reign to make any bad choice or intrusive thoughts come true.
This is some Worms Armageddon shit right here.
They’re doing Loony Tunes shit now.
Or possibly Jackass.
The good news for him is that he was blackout shitfaced and barely felt a thing.
🌻
Damn! So close too. Gravity is such a fkr.
“Whee, I’m Superman!”
“Fuck.”
Whee I’m Superman!
Monkeys paw curls.
Christopher reeves.
Aim for the bushes
This guy probably thought, fuck yeah! Here is the moment!
Better drop a grenade on him, just to be sure.
