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Stamets to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Tell me I'm wrong. TELL ME I'M WRONG.

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Tell me I'm wrong. TELL ME I'M WRONG.

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Stamets to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    X^2=625

    X=65

    Holy shit it works

    • @Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      24•1 month ago

      X=25 actually. We were wrong about the pattern; obviously the square cancels with the first digit

  • thermal_shock
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    32•1 month ago

    Sometimes it be like that. Somes it don’t.

  • @RushJet1@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    x^3=125

    x^3=(1+2)5

    x^3=35

    x=5

    • @vxx@lemmy.world
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      15•1 month ago

      x⁴=625

      x⁴=(6-2)5

      x⁴=45

      x=5

      • @sfled@lemm.ee
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        2•1 month ago

        I love Facebook math.

  • @stoy@lemmy.zip
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    16•1 month ago

    This reminds me of a maths test I had when we had just been taught to calculate how many m2 an area was.

    I seem to recall seeing an example of the formula where the answer was 2 m2, ok, looking at the test there was a question that had answer to be 6 m2, but me trying to be clever, though that the 2 in m2 represented the value of the answer, wrote 6 m6.

    I failed that test…

    • @devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      8•1 month ago

      this is some galaxy brain move.

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      5•1 month ago

      That’s why you have to do more than one (1) homework

  • TacoButtPlug
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    13•1 month ago

    Is she setting up a silencer?

    • @Wilco@lemm.ee
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      15•1 month ago

      She is about to silence someone, that’s for sure.

    • @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      7•1 month ago

      She’s taking it off to send a message to the rest of the class

    • @LOLseas@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 month ago

      And not using proper safety technique. Notice what’s in front of the business-end of the silencer. Yup.

      • TacoButtPlug
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        1•1 month ago

        Maybe she hates that index finger

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    12•1 month ago

    2 + 2 = 4

    2 x 2 = 4

    3 + 3 = 6

    Therefore 3 x 3 = 6

  • djsoren19
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    9•1 month ago

    try it when X equals 3

    • @kambusha@lemm.ee
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      36•1 month ago

      X=3

      • @kambusha@lemm.ee
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        28•1 month ago

        It works!

  • alt_xa_23
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    7•1 month ago

    Relevant xkcd

  • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    6•1 month ago

    Okay, now try it with x²=16!

    • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      10•1 month ago

      x^2=16!

      x^2=20922789888000

      x^2=20922789888000

      x=922789888000

    • @Pringles@lemm.ee
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      6•1 month ago

      x = 5 in this case as well, unless you can post a mathematical proof it is not.

      • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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        3•1 month ago

        Plus we already found x once in the meme.

    • Oniononon
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      2•1 month ago

      X= D6. Simple.

  • @tetris11@feddit.uk
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    5•1 month ago

    the left 2 is smaller than the right 2, so the answer is actually

    x = (size) 5
    

    But the size is represented by a whitespace symbol. Still, that’s gonna propagate and totally flummox a future calculation on that x

  • @melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    5•1 month ago

    Dammit! That’s genius!

  • @eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works
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    2•1 month ago

    Mario Maker players all know x=9

  • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    1•1 month ago

    Me IRL solving primitives sometimes

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