… goes to pick up the truck and rips off the front quarter panel … takes another hand hold, rips off the front end … take another hold, wheel just easily comes off … gets frustrated …
… crumples the whole thing into a metal ball and throws it
came to write this comment.
That trashheap of a vehicle would be useless as a throwable object.
Or wads it up into comically oversized metal boxing gloves.
Not sure if typo or honest mistake in your title but just in case:
Cookies crumble (break into smaller pieces).
Sheet metal and/or aluminum foil crumples (crushes / becomes creased).
I dunno. Cybertrucks probably would crumble in a crash. Or a minor fender bender. Or just sitting there in a parking lot.
The sides falling off was in the news wasn’t it?
Front fell off too. That is typical, mind you.
We should tow them.
Just give them time to rust. A few minutes after a light rain should do.
It’s funny, my brain scanned right over that, I could’ve sworn he said crumple because I expected crumple
Might have seen it if it wasn’t followed by “zones”. I read it the same way. The brain fills in context, sometimes without looking close.
In case you want to use this for your homebrew games at home, you can take the stat block of a rusted bastard sword.
I mean he could just punch them, but if there is a Cybertruck around he should absolutely go for the car instead.
i wonder if Superman was ever sued for destruction of private property for doing something like this.
I want a semi serious legal drama comedy regarding those kind of things, and thinking about it, she Hulk could have been that show. dealing with things like that lawsuit from the incredibles, or that superman case…
Sounds like Harvey Birdman needs a reboot
im pretty sure the govt of the world probably had a law, that excludes superman, or any other superhero from liablities of collateral damages.
at the same time, there should be laws and a duty to minimise damage to a reasonable degree.
Critical hit, then AOE damage from the batteries igniting.
Mmmm… crumble zone
the passenger and drivers are crumple zones.
Does Superman often throw cars at people? Why throw a car when a punch does more damage when you’re Superman? Hulk would, but that’s just because he likes to throw and smash things, not because he’s being logical about it.
What about the collateral damage it causes when it explodes after being thrown at the bad guys?
*Bonus damage.
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additional damage
Not if it breaks in half after hitting Doomsday on the head.
