• @meep_launcher@lemm.ee
    54•1 month ago

    Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

      • kelpie_is_trying
        8•1 month ago

        If you count Gohan, Trunks, 17, 18, and Tien as humans, which they all are to some degree, he’s def not the strongest of his species. He is way up there though, and 7th place isn’t even close, but special K is for sure not the strongest.

        • @zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works
          19•1 month ago

          C’mon Tien? K Dog would hose him. Destructo Disc his three-eyed ass in half. But yeah the robots and the half-Saiyans don’t count, that’s cheating.

          • kelpie_is_trying
            6•1 month ago

            Maybe. I’m pretty sure Tien mopped the floor with him in DB, but that was a long time ago. I don’t think either of them have enough feats in Super to definitively say who would win, but Tien is consistantly more dedicated to training and has an even trickier arsenal of techniques, so I’d put my money that ways.

            And being half human is still being human. That’s genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

            • I Cast Fist
              2•1 month ago

              And being half human is still being human. That’s genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

              Being able to go super sayan is cheating tho. Pan would probably count better, given she’s 3/4 human

              • kelpie_is_trying
                1•28 days ago

                I’d say that going Super saiyan is definitely cheating. Having the ability, not so much.

                And jsyk, according to Toriyama, Pan is supposed to have around the same potential as Gohan, if not even greater, but with Goku’s instincts and tenacity. This means that, except for maybe a fully trained Broly, she has the potential to be the strongest saiyan in the series, so of all the mixed species characters you could pick, she might be the worst possible example lol. It’s more word of God than it is hard canon since Tori never got around to showing us her as an adult, but still.

                I think Krillin would whoop base Goten 1v1 tho tbh. Obviously not with raw power, but K-man has decades of experience on the lad and, as far as saiyans go, he seems to be leagues behind everyone else in battle iq/interest in improving.

          • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            4•1 month ago

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              • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
                6•1 month ago

                It’s a masterpiece of fan art. It’s the best way to watch that story, period.

                Abridged Vegeta is my spirit animal.

                Man has the personality of an ornery housecat. What’s not to love?

                • skulblaka
                  3•1 month ago

                  It started out as a parody and then just turned into one of the better dubs of the show.

                  The beginning is rough but it comes into its own quickly.

              • @ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca
                2•1 month ago

                At this point it’s practically the official dub. As it should be, because it’s hilarious.

        • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
          4•1 month ago

          I am not enough of an Otaku to have this debate to any sort of conclusion; I’ll take your word for it. I do have one question though: if we discount the Saiyan hybrids and androids, what puts Tien over the top?

        • @notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world
          3•1 month ago

          Gohans half saiyan, 17 and 18 use infinite energy cybernetics for their combat power - none are comparable to Krillin.

          Tien though, totally. Toriyama has come out and said Krillin is the strongest human (I believe), so he either forgot about Tien or were just supposed to understand that Krillin is stronger than him despite Tien being far more dedicated to training and facing down bigger threats.

          • kelpie_is_trying
            1•18 days ago

            Jsyk, the androids don’t have infinite power. This idea comes from a mistranslation and it’s actually that they always function at maximum power with deep reserves rather than having an endless supply of ki.

            Agreed on the rest though. They are not comparable. My true point was that human is human. They are all human in different ways and to deny that just because some of them aren’t fully human reminds me of blockhead ideas about race and race mixing. Saiyans and androids are on another level altogether though and that’s hard to deny.

            And I would 100% buy that Toriyama forgot about Tien just like he forgot about Launch lol. It was kind of a running pattern in his career to forget minor details and whole-ass characters here and there

  • @tatann@lemm.ee
    33•1 month ago

    Where’s Homer ? I’ve seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

    (Also hot wife)

    • SquigglezEnglish
      24•1 month ago

      To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he’s OP in fighting. Just not against the show’s usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

      • @harmsy@lemmy.world
        12•1 month ago

        He’s not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

          • SquigglezEnglish
            2•1 month ago

            A kid? Krillin? Dudes a whole ass adult lol

            Pretty sure he’s technically older than Goku

              • SquigglezEnglish
                3•1 month ago

                You know, I was gonna be like “well ackshually” but I just searched it up and you’re absolutely correct. For some reason I thought he was at least like 21 during Dragon Ball, but he started training with Roshi at 13, so he was definitely a kid during the bulk of DB.

      • @Lumiluz@slrpnk.netEnglish
        4•1 month ago

        He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It’s just that cell has crazy regeneration.

  • @Bieren@lemmy.world
    20•1 month ago

    Beards and hair grow out of the brain. The less hair on the head, the bigger the brain. More hair, smaller brain.

  • @Master@lemm.eeEnglish
    17•1 month ago

    Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

    All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

      • @chaogomu@lemmy.world
        2•1 month ago

        Vegeta killed Yamcha once, and Buu killed him a second time.

        Technically it wasn’t even Vegeta, it was just the little green men that Vegeta and Nappa had seeds for.

        Krillian was actually alive to see that death.

        As for the death by Buu, that was being turned to chocolate and then being eaten.

        Krillian still has him beat on number of deaths, picking up an extra death on planet Namak.

    • @BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
      4•1 month ago

      Charles Schulz: “I don’t think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it’s not seen very clearly, that’s all.”