Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver
bulletsnails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it’d just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.
Wait, this doesn’t make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn’t turn into a werehuman.
it should’ve turned into a doghouse
Maybe we do. How would you know.
Considering ‘were’ just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.
Except Stephen Miller, he’s obviously a vampire.
Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it’s clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.
Don’t believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.
Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he’s maybe 3 days older.
…,lol that the comments are trying to rationalize a dad joke…
A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.
The joke is “warehouse” … “were” “house”
I dunno, where house?
👆 there
It only it ‘were’ a house.
