Head of strategy of Finnish defence forces says they are monitoring Moscow’s manoeuvring ‘very closely’

  • Jay
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    7530 days ago

    Finland- “What are you going to do? Bleed on me?”

    • This shows that you are totally ignorant of the history between the USSR and Finland.

      Finland punches WAY above its weight militarily. Russia will get one hell of a bloody nose if it tries to invade Finland.

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        I take it you’ve never seen “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

        In the movie, King Arthur meets a knight (the black knight) who won’t let him pass. Arthur (Aka Finland in my comparison above) easily takes care of the knight, but the knight, despite getting beaten badly and losing his appendages refuses to give up and still acts like he’s tough despite being completely useless and unable to do anything. Arthur then asks him, “What are you going to do? Bleed on me?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRwCPUEND1U

  • @foggy@lemmy.world
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    I mean, if Russia has struggled with Ukraine, they’ll get stomped in Finland, or bankrupt themselves fighting. Finland knows how to hunt in the woods. You step on their land with bad intent and you’re just playing their hunger games.

    Find me the blood relatives of Simo Haya.

    • @Tujio@lemmy.world
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      During the winter war, the Russian army was approaching a forest. From the woods someone shouted “One Finn can defeat ten Russians!”

      The Russian commander smirked and sent in ten men. After a brief hail of gunfire, the same voice shouted “One Finn can defeat twenty Russians!”

      Getting frustrated, the Russian commander sent in 25 of his best soldiers. There was a protracted battle, then silence. After a minute, the tired voice shouted “One Finn can defeat fifty Russians!”

      Now furious, the Russian commander pulls up a force of two hundred men and sends them into the woods. Gunfire erupts, trees are ripped to shreds by explosions, and hell was unleashed. After what seemed like hours, a single Russian soldier staggered from the woods, bleeding badly. He looks at what’s left of the army and desperately screams “It’s a trap! There’s TWO of them!”

    • @Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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      Mechanized warfare is Russia’s thing - and considering how miserably they failed at it on the open fields of Ukraine, I double dare them to try it in our dense forests, with no roads and massive Ice Age boulders everywhere, not to mention the lakes, bogs, rivers… and every tree and bush speaking Finnish. Good luck!

        • @Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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          730 days ago

          I doubt anyone is ready for it. All I know for sure is that the FDF is a serious organization who has absolutely kept their eye on the conflict and (hopefully) have adjusted the military training accordingly.

    • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      Wikipedia doesn’t list and children or grandchildren. He might have nieces and nephews though.

    • Lorindól
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      I’ve had the honor of competing with air rifles against one of Häyhä’s grandnieces. Häyhä never had any children of his own.

      I can assure you that the talent was NOT genetic ;)

    • Chaotic Entropy
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      1930 days ago

      Surround yourself on all sides with enemies and then you barely have to aim.

  • @Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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    Foreign media seems much more worried about this than our local newspapers.

    We’ve been ‘prepairing for the worst’ since WW2.

    • @MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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      Worked for an old Finn in the States during the early 2000s. He was in his 60s, had prostrate problems and hated Russians with a fervor!

  • @baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    Was it Finland that has setup artillery and defensive positions all long the border or Estonia? Either one basically has everything dialed in for artillery. If they make it 10km in before dying, I’d be impressed.

  • If Russia wants to hand Karelia back to the Finns they don’t need to do a war first. Also I know restoring Karelia would be a shit show but it would be funny.