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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 9 days ago

Don't do Caffeine and Complex Analysis, kids

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Don't do Caffeine and Complex Analysis, kids

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  • @Hupf@feddit.org
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    1•2 days ago

    Complex analysis

  • wildncrazyguy138
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    Isn’t the reason that plants invented caffeine in the first place was precisely to ward off pests, particularly arthropods? And it’s just cool as shit that it does other effects to mammals other than killing us?

    Don’t you dare try to take away my coffee.

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      14•9 days ago

      Yeah, arthropods have some of the same neurotransmitters and similar receptor proteins but it’s very different in their nervous system.

    • Lit
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      4•8 days ago

      same for chillies

      • Lemminary
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        4•8 days ago

        I like it when my mouth hurts while I chew 🤷‍♂️

        • Lit
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          3•8 days ago

          Eating chillies is sadomasochism.

          • Ziglin (it/they)
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            2•6 days ago

            Fun tingles? They’re great and are required for some meals.

    • @Beldarofremulak@discuss.online
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      1•9 days ago

      deleted by creator

  • @mkhopper@lemmy.world
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    49•9 days ago

    For more information on the crack spider’s bitch…

    • lemmyng
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      39•9 days ago

      For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        People who haven’t seen this are among today’s lucky 10,000.

        People who have seen it should watch it again :)

        • @nop@lemmy.world
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          9•9 days ago

          Hey thats me. Thank you i ternet and kind stranger for this. Not gonna lie, totally had me going at the start.

          • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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            💙 You’re welcome and have a great day!

          • @gens@programming.dev
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            2•8 days ago

            xkcd 10000

    • @gigachad@sh.itjust.works
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      6•9 days ago

      Memory unlocked

  • @atrielienz@lemmy.world
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    20•9 days ago

    Today I learned caffeine has a similar effect on spiders to what alcohol has on humans. That spider is drunk.

    • @crawancon@lemm.ee
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      9•9 days ago

      I’m still trying to imagine the spider on LSD .

      like whoa is that lady bug did it’s back just open to reveal robotic wings whaaaa

      wait whaaat do I have 8 of these things omg what is shooting out of my asssssssssss why is it so satisfying

      • @atrielienz@lemmy.world
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        2•8 days ago

        Imagine what it’s like to be tripping balls with 8 eyes.

  • @neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17•9 days ago

    wait, was I just bullshited?

    Are the other ones also not true? And I was so invested!

  • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    16•8 days ago

    Isn’t this spider thing fake?

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      16•8 days ago

      Yes it is an old meme.

    • @Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee
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      11•8 days ago

      It is a lot funnier if we pretend that it isn’t.

  • @someacnt@sh.itjust.works
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    13•9 days ago

    But complex analysis is surprisingly tame, at least any differentiable functions are locally infinite polynomials. Real analysis, on the other hand… shudders

  • Lit
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    What about 8 glasses of water, eggs, milk, fruits, yogurt, vegetables and nuts?

    • Lemminary
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      8•8 days ago

      The spider would burst

      • Lit
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        nah, that only happens when you add seeds, corn and roots.

    • Kevin
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      3•8 days ago

      I dunno if I wanna have 8 glasses of vegetables

  • Nightwatch Admin
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    8•9 days ago

    I drink this shit for breakfast, noobs

    • @unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works
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      1•8 days ago

      And then get behind the wheel of a car to get somewhere as fast as you can ?

  • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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    7•9 days ago

    Okay so I know I’m not a spider but like, where do I sign up for these trials?

  • DreamButt
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    4•9 days ago

    I never considered that nasa might fund other forms of research besides just space. Or where they going to test LSD + no gravity next

    • @WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•8 days ago

      I would like to offer myself as the spider in that experiment.

  • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    I bet speed spider made like 3 of those and moved on to a new project that it didn’t finish

  • wildncrazyguy138
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    deleted by creator

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