Me wondering what obese has to do with it… “Dailymail” oh… Got it.
Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.
Also the bold all caps FIVE… Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?
What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.
Is she:
✅Obese
✅Woman
✅FIVE lovers
The only reason to point out her weight is to trigger some unnecessary reaction of disgust from people. It’s not a matter of factual or not, it’s not relevant at all to the story about “abducting and torturing” a person. Why does it matter at all that she’s obese? They didn’t put “short dark haired, white, brown eyed…” They chose obese for a reason and to me it’s kinda gross to be enforcing the whole “weight shame” thing. Like yeah this person is supremely fucked up, but you put that stuff out there like it’s normal and ok to shame someone for which has an effect when taken in with the rest of what we observe in any given day.
What dailymail has to do with it is they’re a shit rag tabloid outlet that runs the kind of nonsense stories you used to see about people finding Bigfoot and whatnot so it makes sense they’d be framing something like this. It’s a form of click bait to be honest, it doesn’t have to be a lie to be click bait it just has to attract your click. The obese part isn’t necessary but it might get someone to click.
I read the article and have no idea
She’s got a type
People who wear orange 😍
But I wanted lemon-lime!
It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.
Orange is the new black?
And range!
Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?
She has all her stat points in Charisma.
I’m tempted to say: “you do see the same guys i’m seeing?” Doesn’t take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.
maybe, but she didn’t have to. she’s a woman, there’s not much charisma needed
It’s one thing to say many men are easy, it’s a whole ass other thing to say any woman could have 5 lovers alongside their husband and get him and 4 of her boytoys to do crimes. She’s damn sure got something. My husband would draw the line well before 5!
I’d be fine with it, but my wife barely likes men. There’s no way I could convince her to find me a gaming buddy.
(I kid! I’d actually rather she find someone that knows C++.)
What do you want to know about C++?
I love Lemmy.
So. Honestly, I’m in over my head on a couple projects that I thought were going to be “easy enough.”
I’m new to the entire “type” of project I’m building - ESP32’s with displays. The starter project is a ‘magic 8 ball.’ I have one of these already and figure the gyro/accelerometer can capture the shake/flip motion. The more complex one is intended to be backed by ESPHome and use a motion sensor/Bluetooth presence detection to deliver customized messages in addition to providing smart home control.
In the course of trying to figure them out, it’s become apparent I’m going to have to learn/use LVGL for the graphics. I haven’t yet gotten to LVGL and I already am on the struggle bus.
Hmm that sounds interesting.
I’d say to message me on discord and we can talk about it more but I don’t think Lemmy supports DMS? Or maybe it’s just my app.
Either way I don’t really want to dox myself on this account so idk haha.
Edit: I guess a link that inspires in one week is fine. This account isn’t really that anon anyways.
Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://discord.gg/MvUd4Qrd
There were only 5, not 120!
So the guys have their Self-esteem in negative numbers?
Infinite negative numbers.
5-man polycule takes skill
No wonder I have you tagged as a misandrist. Pig.
woah you can tag people?
My fat ass thinking “wow really?! How?!”
then I saw the men… no thanks
It appears she chooses quantity over quality.
the men chose quantity instead of quality too, in a sense
Quantity has a quality on its own.
The guy on the bottom right is the only one actually nailing that look.
That’s why he’s the Husband
Shit I got port and starboard reversed again
check the Emergency Captain’s Panel
Whaaaat, bottom middle for me, except he’s got mean eyes. That might be a reflection of his recent circumstances though, I can’t imagine he’s in a great mood.
What #3 lacks in hair he makes up for in heart!
His hair is fucking majestic.
He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he’s from some parallel universe’s version of Fleet Foxes.
They’re definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)
I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.
They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him …
The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8.
During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother.
‘When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim’s mother,’ Sprow explained.
His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the “Obese woman” has FIVE lovers
You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?
You’re just mad you’d never have 5 lovers
Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.
You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.
All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.
All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.
I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.
muffled “wooba wooba wooba wooba wooba” noises
Is that Richard Stallman?
They’re wearing orange so it might just be that they aren’t allowed to shave or take care of their presentation in jail
Burn on Stallman
The answer to that question is always yes.
Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!
Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord
Obese woman: bring me 6’s head on a pike, but do it… Slowly.
Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.
In response to the comment in the screenshot.
Also about the comment, i think she was in a Johnny Depp phase, when she built the 4th guy.
Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can’t even get a date.
These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.
It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.
You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. “obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?” Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you’ll get anything.
You, too, can be in a polyamorous relationship if you get on meth. Woohoo!
Two of the men have the same last name and are 26 years apart in age. Are they father and son?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: also yes.
Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that’s not helpful.
Top right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.
For all, that’s Dennis Franz (Captain Lorenzo from Die Hard 2), not porn hedgehog Ron Jeremy, though he would be a much better example for the guys above.
Maybe guy above is a Jeremy/Franz love child
Nice, good call. Also maybe this guy:
Top right Ricky Gervais maybe?
I was thinking Haley Joel Osment in about 25 years.
Stay classy Daily Heil.
