This is what the Internet should be. No more Facebook. No more Nazis. No more Elon Musk.
Alina@grldick.gay is as close to shitposting as Mastodon gets (and we support her for it)
That’s one hell of a URL
I had no idea .gay was a valid tld.
x.gay is for sale for $2,900 a year, as are elonmusk.gay and trump.gay. gay.gay is on sale for $28,000, and butt.gay is $1000 per year.
IIRC a portion of the registration profit goes to LGBT advocacy organizations.
The domain names also tend to be surprisingly cheap, from what I’ve seen.
Can someone explain what this actually means? What’s a puppy girl? Are we talking about throwing people in cages?
gen z: Roughly the generation currently in their teens to twenties.
dommes - Sexual dominants, as opposed to subs. Specifically female in this case, with “doms” being the masculine/gender-neutral variant.
puppygirls - Dog equivalent of a catgirl. A girl who takes on visual and personality traits of a puppy to various extents, often as a form of sexual play.
dogcage - Where you put your puppygirl when she’s been chewing on the remote or peeing on the rug.
rawdog - To experience something “raw”, without any aides to make the experience safer or more tolerable.
Translation: It’s incredulous that young sexual dominants allow their submissives to use their phones while in their cage. It lessens the experience!
The dogcage can also just be where your puppygirl likes to sleep! It is stable and confined and may help your puppygirl be less anxious. To that extent, do not let your puppygirl doomscroll while in her cage!
Tfw my puppygirl keeps peeing on the rug instead of on my front lawn
At least with puppygirls, you both enjoy rubbing her face in the puddles.
shouldn’t dominants be shortened to doms instead? like submissive is shortened to subs, not subbes? or was this written by a French person?
For reasons unknown to me, we gender it the french way - a dom is male, a domme is female.
May be a thing that developed online in order to not annoyingly misunderstand esch other
The plural of radius is radii; larva, larvae; criterion, criteria.
Façade is written with a letter that doesn’t exist in the English alphabet.
Fiancé and fiancée are written using diacritics, something that isn’t supposed to happen in English orthography (inasmuch as English orthography might exist).
There’s at least five different ways to pronounce the digraph oo, with no indication of which to use in each case, you just have to remember it.
And I could keep listing similar nonsense, but I think I’ve made my point.
Do not try to make sense of the English language. Therein lies madness.
Average nix user
That or a white guy™ working for a military corp
Oh great, now I’m afraid I’m going to wind up being posted here when I use Sharkey xD
Only if you make a banger post
Me am be have trying
It kinda depends on the reason for cage time. If it’s a punishment then the phone is weird. But if they are sleeping in it for the night then let them have their phone until bedtime.
Why again are there people with a Kink for being tortured in inhuman ways again?
One person’s kink is another’s war crime
True…Puts foot in someone’s mouth what is wrong with those people Puts other foot in someone’s mouth
there’s some people tnst like being tortured in inhuman ways, but I wouldn’t consider a cage to be that. for some people it isn’t a bad thing at all, it brings them comfort and a sense of safety.