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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: You fuck her!
#unclejokes
Ya know with the right date, it can still be a pretty funny joke. I’ve had dates that would have loved that one.
What’s the difference between a grandfather clock and a grandmother clock?
The ding dongs
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
That’s my favorite messenger
That’s cute. OP thinks they’re the one who is fucked here lol
Always keep a spare strap on in my car
Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!
I think it says, f•cked. There is a book on it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Astyanax Mexicanus
*Astyanax Mexcanus
