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If temperature was permanently -50 °C water would be a good building material.
In the middle I was thinking “Woah, 4 MJ/m^3? That’s nearly the same as water!”
You got me, xD
Water actually has shitty electrical conductivity.
Just needs a lil salt
But then the conductivity perishes as the salt is being spent. Just add more salt, then?
Just use an electrolyte bath like a professional
This is a salt and battery!
What would a CPU look like with these wires? Would it fit within my town?
Introducing: Chlorone gas with a chance of hydrogen
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Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?
I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)
I thought it was an Almost Famous reference.
Never heard of it, but I’ll check it out
why so salty?
Pure water isn’t a good electrical conductor.
Your face isnt a good electrical conductor
Better than pure water for sure.
It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?
No :(
Ah, dihydrogen monoxide
hydrogen hydroxide
Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?
#dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O
This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.I drank water once and now I’m dying.
Still, you’re doing remarkably well for only having drunk water once.
I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.
dying of thirst?
they all are chronically ill, they will die, just in some time
I have ingested it, and I haven’t died.
it takes time, it is a slow poison.
hydooxic acid
it’s got a higher pH than any other acid!
sounds dangerous
especially if it is ultrapure water.
Oxidane.
If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.
I’ve always hated “incompressible” when talking about fluids. It’s just shorthand for: doesn’t compress much under pressure.
In engineering unless you’re dealing with insane pressures, when something is “incompressible”, assuming it is is good enough.
But it’s still misleading so I don’t like it haha
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Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.
you are not adding enough water, add more
The problem with water is it’s heavy af. We need a light water.
Water Zero
Fat free water
Best I got is heavy water….
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I’ve noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit
Edit: oh yea that’s also literally the first thing I thought when I read the post, whoops, I’m also a pedantic nerd, I just didn’t bother commenting it
i came to see if it had been mentioned and then would have if it hadn’t
Well now I want to know what they were being pedantic about…
Pure water isn’t a good conductor, it needs other stuff mixed in to be a good conductor. Not sure why they deleted their comment. They weren’t the one being pedantic, they were complaining that other people in this thread had no sense of humor for calling out the mistake in the original pic.
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Is it true the single most important thing about being a chemist finding chemistry jokes funny?
Some of us don’t want to feel superior, we just want to share.
Not me though. I’m better than all of you. /joke
I’m a filthy degenerate so that’s probably true
If you are better you won’t be finite.
OG reddit was way more pedantic.
Hilarious.
Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.
True, but we also tested many other materials across thousands of years and the death rate of contact with dihydrogen monoxide only exceeds the baseline death rate with immersion of the oral and respiratory sections of the visage. A property shared with most other substances, especially in liquid forms.
Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.
Polar vs. non-polar
universal solvent
Along with the people pointing out conductivity.
Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn’t happen in a sea of water.
most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses
Be water my friend.
