• teft
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    4813 days ago

    Does this mean he and cheeto benito got a discount on diapers in bulk? You know rich people are penny pinchers so they definitely had the conversation.

  • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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    2412 days ago

    Summary: Someone who has severely damaged their bladder from long-term, heavy ketamine and drug use could be at increased risk for bladder cancer, although such cases are still rare and not definitively proven. The best way to reduce this risk is to stop ketamine use, as some bladder damage may be reversible if caught early. However, if the damage is extensive, the risk of serious complications, including cancer, is higher

    So the damage is that the bladder shrinks and it becomes painful to pee, you gotta pee all the time because the bladder is smaller and you can damage your kidneys and get cancer!

    I’m glad we’re all getting cancer before our 70’s retirement age.

    Anyway why was Felon using ketamine? Its an antidepressant and causes suicidal thoughts. Its great stuff! We’ll have to stay plugged to see what develops from this.

  • @Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world
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    1711 days ago

    I wonder if this statement is a cover story for his failed gender affirming surgery that rendered him impotent and possibly led him to become such a transphobe

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    711 days ago

    There was a period in my life where I was hopelessly an alcoholic. I know the shame of pissing the bed as an adult. I want this for Elon. Always.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    212 days ago

    Who would have guessed the world’s least responsible person is a massive smackhead?