• @pjwestin@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    This is actually a really common bug in transcription programs. It happens when one of the developers trains the AI model with video and audio of their dead child, Dorian. Just contact support and request that the developer tell the AI he’s sorry he trapped him between this world and the next, and while he’ll always love him, he knows it’s time to let go; head towards the light, Dorian…it’s ok…you’re free now, Dorian, you’re free. Then you’ll probably need to restart your PC.

    • @Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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      253 days ago

      Be sure to wait until Dorian has been fully accepted into heaven before restarting your system or else his soul could get corrupted and end up trapped in purgatory forever.

      • @pjwestin@lemmy.world
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        123 days ago

        True, although that bug is a lot easier to deal with. Instead of integrating hallucinated stories about Dorian into the transcript, you get a couple of extra lines of text now and then that read something like, “Daddy, where are you?” or, “I can’t see, Daddy. I’m scared.” It’s annoying, but it’s pretty easy to just CTR F the word, “Daddy,” and delete it.

  • Endymion_Mallorn
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    1084 days ago

    In this situation, I wouldn’t edit the output. Let management see exactly what they’re getting.

    • Stern
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      224 days ago

      If it’s good enough to require the staff to use it, then it’s good enough to stand on its own. That’s just simple logic isn’t it? Oh, it can’t stand on its own and shouldn’t be required? Well then…

  • snooggums
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    874 days ago

    I would just leave Dorian in. Wouldn’t want to assume he wasn’t involved.

  • @Hoimo@ani.social
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    354 days ago

    I remember in the early days of AI Dungeon (when it still used GPT 3), there were a few recurring characters from overfitting on a handful of text adventures. In the middle of a sci-fi adventure, but blood is mentioned? Count Grey speaks up from the corner: “Oh dear, are you bleeding? Come here child, let the Count clean you up.”

  • pruwyben
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    284 days ago

    I’m so glad my company did the opposite and said we can’t use AI transcription.

  • @TwistedCister@lemm.ee
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    223 days ago

    Look out! AI will lead to mass unemployment. Better start farming! Don’t know how to farm? Just refer to Dorian’s Almanac for step by step instructions.

    • It really will but not because it’s so functional that we can’t compete with it.

      It’s going to cause mass unemployment because the imagined potential end of labor is so lucrative that it’s worth just about any price. Since the people who will own it don’t have to pay most of that price they are of course willing to force it into every single space out there to further externalize research and development costs onto an unwilling public.

      They genuinely don’t care what is spent, broken, or lost in their pursuit of infinite wealth.

  • @Hupf@feddit.org
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    83 days ago

    Had to go to the hospital after the accident? Discharge papers signed by one Dr. Christopher Turk.

  • @Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    23 days ago

    Sounds like someone added Dorian to the system prompt, or something like that. Perhaps someone who wasn’t happy about the whole project?