I just want you to know that I sent this to my sister, who still inexplicably finds him attractive, and it was the best ammunition for me so thanks for that

I’m not in love with the shape of you, egg.

Thank you, this will haunt me in my dreams and during breakfast.

How are you going to play that guitar Egg? You’re a fucking egg. Did your inside get scrambled? You ain’t got no bloody arms man!

Where is ass shearan?!