It’s called decomposition
Your face is called decomposition
br00tal
No it’s not it’s called “I have a boyfriend”
Poor guy.
Ham has natural sulfur in the meat and sulfites are often added to packaged deli meat as a preservative. That’d be my guess why.
Probably right. They figure yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and fart in this because it smells like sulfur anyway. The meat workers probably don’t get a lot of fart breaks, so they just fart in the sulfur packed meats.
It’s true that capitalism has taken so much from us, but at least it’s given us smart phones and fart ham.
I am happy that in the interest of their health, meat workers have replaced their smoke breaks with fart breaks. While not exactly the compromise the union wanted, it does give the worker a small mental break and the deli company does have to source less sulfur
For anyone that wants to know why it smells like that upon first opening…it’s Modified Atmosphere Packaging. Depending on what’s being packed they push different gas mixtures into the package to make it last longer. Which is part of the reason the expiration dates are months out or 5 days after opening.
now thats a job I’m qualified to do
are you ready for a little bit controversy?
It feels so empty
without you.
This smells like a job for me
Mom’s spaghetti
I would pay extra for gamer girl fart ham
I’ll never tell.
trump.
It’s just the fartmoshpere in the packaging fartory.
Me
i think it’s the pigs, before they died. Posthumous Flatulence.
Same with bags of chips
