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Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is “Jack” realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

die hard

alan rickman

Schindler’s List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

“We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy…”

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

Okay but now I’m imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

Terminator. Arnold.