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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago

I always hope for a horsey

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I always hope for a horsey

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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago
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  • @Noite_Etion@lemmy.world
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    50•6 days ago

    If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

    • Miles O'Brien
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      15•6 days ago

    • @dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

    • CreatingMachines
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      8•6 days ago

      This hurt a bit, surprisingly. Just a bit though.

      • NaibofTabr
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        12•6 days ago

        did it make you feel a little green?

      • Miles O'Brien
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        6 days ago

        deleted by creator

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.

    • @Sunrosa@lemmy.world
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      1•2 days ago

      pawns are strongest piece :)

    • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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      13•6 days ago

      not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens

    • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      5•6 days ago

      Pawns aren’t pieces :)

      • @Furbag@lemmy.world
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        It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!

  • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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    38•6 days ago

    make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces

  • gon [he]
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    28•6 days ago

    I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…

    • Pudutr0ñ
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      I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.

      • @dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de
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        There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese, you eat cheese 🤤

      • gon [he]
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        OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.

    • @EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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  • Mayor Poopington
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    17•6 days ago

    I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans

    • RandomStickman
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      !anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

      • @gnufuu@infosec.pub
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        5•6 days ago

        Holy hell!

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    rolls dice

    Moves horse 7 places

    “Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”

    Is chess even a real game?!

  • @LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe
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    9•5 days ago

    I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia

  • @Hupf@feddit.org
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    7•5 days ago

    https://xkcd.com/1287/

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.

  • @cuerdo@lemmy.world
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    Football is like chess, except for the dice

  • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    11•6 days ago

    Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!

  • @tpihkal@lemmy.world
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    It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.

  • ceoofanarchism
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    6•6 days ago

    The pawns are so cute

  • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.

    • @exasperation@lemm.ee
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      11•6 days ago

      In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.

  • Kerb
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    5•6 days ago

    honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time

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