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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago

OK so which is it?

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OK so which is it?

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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago
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  • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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    7•24 hours ago

    How come the crocks are not swimming here? Look at the sign!

    • @ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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      3•24 hours ago

      They’re at mufasa’s meeting

      • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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        2•24 hours ago

        No, I can see them floating by…they’re just not swimming here. Also they’re not swimming here exactly where the sign is. But they are swimming right over there 6" to the left!

  • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    4•24 hours ago

    People keep asking me about my “Crocodiles Do Not Swim Here” sign when I believe I’ve answered all your questions with that very sign.

  • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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    7•1 day ago

    Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷

  • Zagorath
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    44•2 days ago

    It’s definitely an instruction to the crocs telling them they shouldn’t swim here.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      26•2 days ago

      Crocodiles:

      • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        6•1 day ago

        This is a typical specicistic prejudice

    • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      3•1 day ago

      HUMANS! DO NOT SWIM HERE

  • ArgumentativeMonotheist
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    10•1 day ago

    One exclamation mark would’ve fixed it. 🤷

    • @nialv7@lemmy.world
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      Crocodiles
      Do not swim here!

      Did I get it right

      • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        1•20 hours ago

        Crocodiles
        Do not swim! Here

      • ArgumentativeMonotheist
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        1•1 day ago

        😤

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      2•1 day ago

      https://youtu.be/Ee_kOV2QtUQ

  • @tetris11@feddit.uk
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    15•2 days ago

    it’s safe to swim because the crocodiles went to the lion’s party

    • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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      Haven’t heard that joke since the early 2000s

      • @tetris11@feddit.uk
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        2•1 day ago

  • @l_isqof@lemmy.world
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    2•1 day ago

    You can’t tell until you try it, I guess…

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    18•2 days ago

    They cropped it. There’s another sign to the right that reads “Because of the rabid poisonous piranharoos.” Australia is a weird place.

  • @juliebean@lemm.ee
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    18•2 days ago

    well that’s a relief.

  • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•2 days ago

    Ok. I won’t swim. Proceeds to splash around…

  • St3alth
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    6•2 days ago

    Guess I can swim safely without any worries now

  • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    5•2 days ago

    Crocodiles: Oh YEAH?

  • @luckystarr@feddit.org
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    4•2 days ago

    They dive!

    Duh, those nitpickers

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