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@Gsus4@mander.xyz to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 20 hours ago

Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

www.dailystar.co.uk

@Gsus4@mander.xyz to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 20 hours ago
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Farmers in Russia's Saratov region have begged President Vladimir Putin to help them deal with a swarming population of saiga antelopes, which have destroyed crops and contaminated water supplies
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  • @scarabic@lemmy.world
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    4•1 hour ago

    In this day and age I’m always amazed and heartened to hear that there is enough wildlife left to be such a problem like this.

  • @altphoto@lemmy.today
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    3•1 hour ago

    Meanwhile in Afghanistan…

    You mean Antelopes can jump that high?

    Advanced technology upgrade!

  • Darren
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    19•3 hours ago

    Is that a million antelopes, or a single 1 metre long, very strong amtelope?

  • BeBopALouie
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    5•4 hours ago

    Were the antelopes wearing Ukraine flags?

  • @RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe
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    1•3 hours ago

    Climate change is changing the migration patterns of wildlife

  • @Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    25•9 hours ago

    With how things are going, Putin’s likely not going to see the end of his war.

    Imagine this being one of your closing memories to a war you said would be done in 3 weeks.

    • @possumparty@lemm.ee
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      22•8 hours ago

      three days, he said he’d take Kyiv in 72 hours.

  • Björn Tantau
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    36•11 hours ago

    And once again I find myself not knowing anything about Russia’s ecosystems. As the largest country on earth it should have an astonishing variety of nature, similar to the US.

    But TV and cinema have taught me that Russia is grey everywhere with some grass and small frail trees scattered about and sometimes coniferous forests and snow.

    • VindictiveJudge
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      5•4 hours ago

      As the largest country on earth it should have an astonishing variety of nature, similar to the US.

      Russia is at a much higher latitude, which limits things. It’s mostly taiga and tundra, with the Great Steppe in the south. No deserts like the American Midwest or rain forests like the Pacific Northwest.

    • @Pnut@lemm.ee
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      11•7 hours ago

      It’s peppered into the Planet earth series and I believe Our Planet as well. The Taiga in Russia is a massive and beautiful, untouched ecosystem.

    • @barsoap@lemm.ee
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      Russia by and large doesn’t give a shit about its nature as long as it’s huge and can be exploited so it’s not like they’re producing many documentaries etc. about it.

      This is a cool project, though: Re-creating megafauna habitat, turning tundra into steppe. And in true Russian fashion, in lieu of living mammoths running over trees they used a tank.

  • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    50•15 hours ago

    Surely antelopes roam in herds, not swarms? They’re not bees.

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      8•5 hours ago

      I think a swarm of antelopes sounds incredibly terrifying:

      Just a mass hooves, fur, and antlers; can’t tell where one ends and the next begins; roaming across the land, leaving only destruction in its wake…

    • @KMAMURI@lemmy.world
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      11•7 hours ago

      This whole thread is just so Lemmy it makes me laugh.

    • @iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com
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      “swarm” here is a verb, not a noun. As in, “to swarm”.

      “The sappers exploded their charges under the city walls, and the invader’s troops swarmed in through the gap.”

      • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        2•7 hours ago

        But as used in the headline, “…antelope swarm destroys…” the verb is “destroys,” not “swarm.”

      • @nshibj@lemmy.world
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        I would understand that “swarm” here is used as a noun, destroy is the verb. The verb uses the third-person singular form (destroys) therefore the subject can’t be “1 million antelopes” (plural), but should be singular, like “one swarm of antelopes”.

      • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        3•8 hours ago

        No, it’s pretty obviously being used as a noun here.

    • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      5•14 hours ago

      can 1 million be considered a herd? a swarm of locusts can turn intoa plague. it can also refer to plague of field mice, or rabbits.

      • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        4•7 hours ago

        Okay, “swarming herds of antelopes” would satisfy me. Or “plague of a million antelopes.”

        Maybe it’s just me, I feel like swarming is something you do with lots of legs and maybe some wings. And the ickiness of small bodies moving in waves, chittering and buzzing.

        Thundering hooves and sharp horns feels like a wholly different terror.

  • Mister Neon
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    109•17 hours ago

    Saiga Antelope look weird as hell:

    • @Pnut@lemm.ee
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      18•7 hours ago

      Why not antelope Zoidberg?

    • SkaveRat
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      21•9 hours ago

      That looks like the creation from a lazy star wars artist

    • @Distractor@lemm.ee
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      9•9 hours ago

      Mean! I was just coming to comment how cute they are 😍

      • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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        2•5 hours ago

        cute

        can confirm

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ1MrzoZV8c

        • @Distractor@lemm.ee
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          2•2 hours ago

          Awww, what a sweet baby. Thanks for sharing.

        • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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          2•3 hours ago

          They look like a clay model of a cow except you dropped it on its nose.

      • Mister Neon
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        2•8 hours ago

        Whatever floats your boat.

    • @ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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      44•17 hours ago

      The double-barreled goatalope

      • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9•10 hours ago

        Sawed-off can’t elope.

    • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      11•14 hours ago

      the nose allows them to filter out sand and dust in the deserts.

      • Blue
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        7•11 hours ago

        Perfect for the Siberian desert

    • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      11•14 hours ago

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      10•16 hours ago

      Nice try but we’ve all read that Dr Seuss book.

  • ms.lane
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    27•16 hours ago

    Dear Russia,

    You’re fucked.

    Sincerely,

    Australia.

  • Bob Robertson IX
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    69•19 hours ago

    At first I thought this was a 1 meter Ukrainian drone codenamed ‘antelope’ that was targeting crops.

    • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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      37•18 hours ago

      Yeah, no, this one is mother nature throwing a curve ball at putin to tell him that russia is already hard to manage as is, without trying to invade neighbours and fucking with other countries.

      • Kühlschrank
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        7•15 hours ago

        I’m starting to understand why it always gets worse

  • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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    45•18 hours ago

    This is not an invasion, they are eliminating the Nazi crops that have oppressed Russian-speaking people for far too long

    • Match!!
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      20•15 hours ago

      Special antelope operation

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        3•8 hours ago

        Oh, the year was 1778

    • @harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5•16 hours ago

      Freaking fascist flora!

  • WeirdyBeansAt
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    42•19 hours ago

    Deer Russia,

  • @JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    13•16 hours ago

    ‘Special antelope operation’

  • @cabron_offsets@lemmy.world
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    31•20 hours ago

    Fkn nazi antelope, goddamn.

    • @FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
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      2•8 hours ago

      Fascist fauna is what I was thinking

    • LumpyPancakes
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      8•19 hours ago

      Goddam bootleg antelope shit.

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