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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 8 days ago

What happens to all of them?

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What happens to all of them?

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 8 days ago
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  • HEXN3T
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    4•7 days ago

    8th for me. Can confirm otherwise, though.

  • @HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    4•7 days ago

    There are less than 300k people named Cody in the US

    It’s just not a very popular name

  • @RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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    1•6 days ago

    I met one. He was an asshole.

  • @gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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    live news person / world’s hairiest seventh grader reaction

    • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      13•8 days ago

      Turn out the only alive adult Cody is locked away in a room with only fox news and the communist Manifesto as info… For his safety of course

  • @NinePeedles@sh.itjust.works
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    40•8 days ago

    I had a friend named Cody who was a straight A student, changed schools in 7th grade, fell in with a bad group of kids, got into a car accident, fell into a coma, lost site in one eye, and now coaches snowboarding. Not dead, though

    • misterdoctor
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      15•8 days ago

      Not dead, though

      Yes dead inside doesn’t count

  • @slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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    28•8 days ago

    Wait what about Doctor Mister Cody?

    • @hperrin@lemmy.ca
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      12•8 days ago

      Warmbo is actually his bodyguard, and the corn cream is actually antidote.

      • @slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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        6•8 days ago

        Now we know why. It all makes sense. It’s all a ploy to get his bodyguard paid in plain sight.

    • misterdoctor
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      8•8 days ago

      Thought you were talking to me for a second

      • @slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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        8•8 days ago

        No no you are Mister doctor Cody

        • misterdoctor
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          omg I’m so embarrassed you’re right

      • @TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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        5•8 days ago

        It’s strange.

        • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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          3•7 days ago

          Oh we’re using our superhero names? I’m Spider-Man.

        • misterdoctor
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          Maybe. Who am I to judge?

  • @Carvex@lemmy.world
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    I managed a Cody whom I called Codeine because he was a such a dope. 30ish, sold himself as a technician. In a car shop, pulled a ceiling mounted air hose over the left front fender to fill the rear tire, scratched the paint badly from the gritty hose. Left the bosses rolling stool under the alignment lift and heard plywood cracking as he lowered it, didn’t bother stopping until it was flat. Found out a week later he left the tierod nuts loose after adjustment. Left a flathead screwdriver in his back pocket and popped a hole in the customer seat. Worked one full day, sent home at lunch the next day with a full days pay, worth the price to get rid of him.

    • @DeceasedPassenger@lemmy.world
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      I was thinking that was dude’s first month from the way you were describing it. One day?! He’s like a walking condom advertisement!

      • WolfmanEightySix
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        12•8 days ago

        Got a nickname like that in a day and a half.

  • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    22•7 days ago

    That’s because when they grow up it is no longer acceptable to use that nickname and they go by Codward instead.

    • @fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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      I thought it was Codsworth

  • @douz0a0bouz@midwest.social
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    18•7 days ago

    I have a cousin named Cody… that I haven’t seen since high school 🤔🤔🤔😯

  • @chrisbtoo@lemmy.ca
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    That’s because Cody is short for Come On Die Young.

    • Glifted
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    • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      2•7 days ago

      Can Only Die Young

  • @Goretantath@lemmy.world
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    16•8 days ago

    Isnt there a youtuber called codyslab? He looks pretty old.

    • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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      WhistlinDiesel is in his 20s too. Though portrays himself as having the intelligence of a 7th grader, so maybe that got him alived

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        1•7 days ago

        Uh, is that really a “portrayal”? Dude hangs out with Jake Paul.

        • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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          Dude is a millionaire in his 20s and got there by destroying expensive cars he needs to buy first. He’s got at least 2 businesses besides YouTube that he uses his videos to advertise for, because destroying increasingly expensive cars is not sustainable and he knows it.

          I can’t stand some of his recent videos either, but to call him stupid is definitely an overstatement. Not saying he’s a genius, but he must have at least average intelligence to have gotten to where he is.

          To the best of my knowledge, he didn’t exactly grow up with money either. He was pretty poor when he started making videos

  • @DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works
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    • @PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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      1•7 days ago

      🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶 🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶

  • Blackout
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    10•8 days ago

    They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults

    • @Genius@lemmy.zip
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      What about the tuna booze oil?

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    10•8 days ago

    Or switches to their middle name to avoid the shame of being “Cody.”

  • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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    8•7 days ago

    Cody’s Showdy.

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