The person who empties the urine bag has entered the chat!
Purple urine bag syndrome?
Edit: well damn, totally a thing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_urine_bag_syndrome
The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must’ve been freaking the fuck out lmao
Mmmhm, mmmhm… I know some of these words!
REALLY have to see a doctor (or you ate a few too many beets).
Beets: come for the dirty hose hose water taste, stay for the fear of death after bathroom trips!
Or took AZO.
No such thing as too many beets, I’m afraid
Why are you afraid? Don’t be scared
Yellow-green to light green = monster on an empty stomach.
(the drink, not the creature)
B vitamins right? Certain vitamin supplements will give you some neon pee too
also contrast dyes for medical imaging, that’ll mess with your pee colour on the way out.
Also taking gas station pills full of burdock root because you think you might have a drug test.
Beets
I read it as bees.
Please do not the bees.
Lyka pro
Wasn’t that the fancy camera Jamie had in Eurotrip? 🤔
Also: The lime green section just means you’ve drank a Monster or two before peeing. That shit always turn my pee into radioactive green. It even glows!
My piss is always crystal clear.
(I’m the drink too much water part of the chart)
Purple: See a doctor and let your son be regent.
(I like to keep my references fresh and relevant)
I’m bi-polar. I don’t suffer manic episodes anymore (it levels out with age, as far as I can tell), but when I was awake for four days, forgetting to drink water, my pee turned a dark and sickly, cloudy yellow. And it smelled awful. I don’t miss it.
If your piss is blue or purple, you probably have porphyria. It also means you need to go see a doctor.
Or it means you’ve been seeing one, are probably in ICU and you’ve been given mega doses of some B vitamins to help your blood pressure… at least that’s why my pee was purple
What if it comes out that color that researchers discovered that you can only see by shining lasers in your eyes?
Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you’re blind!
(asdfmovie)
Green is from drinking too much milk. Like three liters per day.
