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AbuTahir to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days ago

Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain

www.newscientist.com

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Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain

www.newscientist.com

AbuTahir to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days ago
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Scientists have found a way to boost the brain's system to clear waste from the organ in mice, which could open treatment possibilities for neurodegenerative diseases
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  • CreatingMachines
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    44•6 days ago

    Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.

    • @acosmichippo@lemmy.world
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      23•6 days ago

      note: do not attempt if you’re a chiropractor

      • @brsrklf@jlai.lu
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        25•6 days ago

        Chiropractics is brain waste in itself.

        • @AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
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          7•6 days ago

          But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?

          • @Kekzkrieger@feddit.org
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            4•6 days ago

            Most of what they do is just placebo, recently read somewhere about it not even reliefing issues but the noise making people feel better for a short while.

      • Ayano
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        10•6 days ago

        I’m a brain chiropractor, I twist the brain

        • @Brandonazz@lemmy.world
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          3•6 days ago

          Wring it out real good like.

  • @Feddinat0r@feddit.org
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    46•7 days ago

    Please dont show that my wife

    • @sramder@lemmy.world
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      40•7 days ago

      Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.

      • @Alteon@lemmy.world
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        55•7 days ago

        Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I’m giving it all I got!

        • @Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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          6•6 days ago

          do you at least get some back?

          • y0kai
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            10•6 days ago

            Man’s already massaging her neck and head and saying it’s too much, now you want him to massage her back too?

            /s lol

        • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?

          just pretend you’re dead and she might go away.

          edit: 1000001609

        • @Feddinat0r@feddit.org
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          2•6 days ago

          Second that

    • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•6 days ago

      Segue into sexy time

  • The_Worst
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    34•6 days ago

    Then there will be nothing left. 😕

  • @muusemuuse@lemm.ee
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    28•6 days ago

    So my brain is full of shit?

  • @DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•6 days ago

    Shit so once again the Chinese were onto something…,?

  • @CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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    13•7 days ago

    Perhaps why we rub our eyes when tired? I wonder.

  • @doodledup@lemmy.world
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    9•6 days ago

    Not working. I still have a lot of waste in my brain.

  • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    5•6 days ago

    Isn’t this also what happens when we sleep?

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