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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago

Home cooking

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Home cooking

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  • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    10•2 days ago

    I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

    None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

  • @psivchaz@reddthat.com
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    5•2 days ago

    I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”

    • @MasterNerd@lemm.ee
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      2•22 hours ago

      I don’t know what happened, so maybe I’m assuming too much, but wouldn’t it be better for her to try again so that she can improve?

  • @tino@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

    • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      …the chicken is literally raw.

      I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community

      • @bus_factor@lemmy.world
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        9•2 days ago

        I think it might be boiled.

  • @LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    88•3 days ago

    Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

    • @dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 days ago

      That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.

  • @burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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    30•3 days ago

    I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

    • @atlien51@lemm.ee
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      13•3 days ago

      What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

      • @burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org
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        19•3 days ago

        I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        11•3 days ago

        IKR, bud lite?

        • @hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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          5•2 days ago

          At least it wasn’t meth lite. That shit is nasty.

  • @CalipherJones@lemmy.world
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    21•3 days ago

    I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

  • @simsalabim@lemmy.world
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    32•3 days ago

    Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      15•3 days ago

      I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

      Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

      • @Distractor@lemm.ee
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        5•2 days ago

        Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself

        • @MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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          2•2 days ago

          It’s baked in to the scenario: You get home from work. She’s already been cooking. These are the two clues you need to pay attention to.

          That implies she’s at least had some time more at home than who ever’s receiving the food.

          • @Distractor@lemm.ee
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            2•1 day ago

            Maybe she goes into work earlier than he does, maybe she works from home, maybe she does shift work. There is nothing “baked in” to this scenario.

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          Where did you see that she does work? We’re all going on supposition here. She doesn’t work, fair to expect housework. She also works, fair to expect sharing the housework imo

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    I legit thought those were someone’s balls

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      7•3 days ago

      Consider seeing a doctor?

    • @breecher@sh.itjust.works
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      6•3 days ago

      Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.

  • @Honytawk@feddit.nl
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    20•3 days ago

    Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

    • @DampCanary@lemmy.world
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      6•3 days ago

      but that’s just color of sauce
      drumsticks are barely visible

      • @Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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        5•3 days ago

        Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

        • @DampCanary@lemmy.world
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          You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
          (while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):

          drumsticks with mac'n'cheese

          there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
          to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce

          • Cordyceps
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            2•2 days ago

            Man, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.

            • @DampCanary@lemmy.world
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              1•2 days ago

              mmm,
              white kidneys (sauteed with onions) with polenta 😋

          • @atlien51@lemm.ee
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            2•3 days ago

            The effort u put into breaking it all down 😭love it

  • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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    9•3 days ago

    Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.

  • @Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    32•4 days ago

    This is such a British photo.

    • @GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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      5•3 days ago

      Despite the fact it’s obviously American.

      • Drusas
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        4•3 days ago

        You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.

  • @double_quack@lemm.ee
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    26•4 days ago

    Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

    If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

    • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      9•3 days ago

      dies of food poisoning

      • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•2 days ago

        Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        3•3 days ago

        Doesn’t matter, had sex.

        • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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          1•2 days ago

          Ligma

  • @neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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    4•3 days ago

    Did they cook that meal with sunlight?

  • @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    3•3 days ago

    Go to bed

  • @slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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    8•3 days ago

    Oh no sorry babe i’m actually vegan now. What a shame.

    • @jimmux@programming.dev
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      7•3 days ago

      Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

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