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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago

Seems like a simple solution

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Seems like a simple solution

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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days ago
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  • Ekybio
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    56•2 days ago

    When I read this meme a long time ago I just laughed.

    Now I dated a few more guys and the ammount of people who fail at basic hygine is staggering, so this is no longer funny.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      25•2 days ago

      I recently learned that some women don’t even wash out cum from their vag because it’s not natural. Every day I learn new things I wish I hadn’t.

      • @Chee_Koala@lemmy.world
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        29•2 days ago

        That’s why they call it Cum and not Go.

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          9•2 days ago

          Mystery solved

      • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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        24•2 days ago

        You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

        • @zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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          I do wash it out, it’s why I drink so much.

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          10•2 days ago

          The pee inside my bladder doesn’t smell so outsiders can smell it.

          Come on dude

        • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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          7•2 days ago

          I once filled up a 28oz Blender bottle once, since I couldn’t make it to the restroom. Still had like 6+ oz left. Holding that in hurt a lot.

      • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        That’s how you get a UTI.

    • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Basic hygiene is gay, not something any self-respecting cis-het alpha-man should be spending his time doing.

      /s if not painfully obvious.

  • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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    6•2 days ago

    The cat doesn’t talk.

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